I can't wait! I'll be alone for one week as my wife and family go away on a trip! I've been into WAM since I was about 9 years old; I'm 43 now. I have already bought 6 gallons of thick maple syrup that I will poor in the tub! I've done this before where I enter in my jeans, underwear and a top; of course I always go barefoot - it's the only way! I've seen in Europe they have premixed custard in boxes; unfortunately, I have not found anything similar here in the US. What can I find as a substitute? I've already spent $65.00 on they syrup! I've pored grape jelly, condensed milk, whipped cream, corn oil, and other stuff down my pants. I love to get all messy with my erect penis till I cum in my pants! I want to avoid savory stuff or oil this time. What can I use to make the syrup more slimy or consistent like mud? Many thanks!

unless I don't know where to go even finding pudding in large containers is hard. I can only find it in small batches and that get expensive rather quickly. any other ideas? Open to all suggestions

I'm in the UK and am puzzled by your post because I was under the impression large quantities of pre made custard (pudding) like stuff was very easy to find. Don't they have stuff called 'coolwhip' and 'readiwhip' or somesuch which are cream substitutes sold in large plastic pots? I am sure I have seen photos of them on here. I have been to the US many times, I should have thought Walmart would sell them or any of the many supermarkets like Target would too.Maybe it's frozen and has to be thawed? I would keep looking... Maybe you can get it from amazon?

You can thicken foods with xanthan gum and other ingredients sold in powder form in the U.K., and I understand jlube produces spectacularly stringy and slippery results when mixed with stuff. If you look through the forum posts on here, there are many suggestions as to what you can try. I love dried egg white but this needs whipping in food mixer with sugar and water.. good luck..

Patrick