In this video I have made 100 pies, 10 different types and 10 of each. I have also dressed up in smart trousers, smart-shirt and a tie. So the ten types of pie are as follows:
10 x Green paint
10 x Angel delight
10 x Mashed potato and gravy
10 x Custard
10 x Tomato sauce
10 x Chocolate custard
10 x Mayonnaise
10 x Toffee sauce
10 x Beans
10 x Yoghurt
I deliberately had the pies so half were savoury and half were sweet, I felt that this would enhance the experience as I could alternate between the 2. I give myself 10 pies one of each type and really smear them into my face and rub them over my smart-shirt and trousers. Once my face and shirt are suitably covered in mess I remove my tie and shirt. Now topless with a clean torso I start to pie myself in the face again and let the mess fall from my face and cover my naked top half. After giving my self another 10 pies I stand up and remove my very messy trousers to reveal my clean boxer shorts. While my body is still covered in mess I put a clean white vest on and it soon soaks up the mess and clings to my body. 10 more pies are really pushed into my face and the vest is completely covered in mess so off it comes and now I am just wearing black boxer shorts.
There are still 70 pies to go so I decide to cover myself in one type of a pie at a time. To do this I use 5 of 1 type of pie and push the first one into my face, then take a pie in each hand and give myself a pie sandwich, then smack the next 2 into my face. This leaves me covered in that type of pie and gives me the chance to enjoy that particular type of pie. Now its time to remove my boxers and really start to enjoy myself by rolling around in all the mess and starting to masturbate more and more.
I stand up turn around and reveal my clean naked ass to the camera then remove my shorts completely and sit down in all the mess. I stand up and bend over showing my naked messy ass to the camera. I stand back up and turn revealing my messy hard cock and I masturbate, my whole body covered in different types of pie. Still 30 pies to go so I kneel down and get back to business.
I whack the remaining pies into my face and masturbate more and more. I occasionally stand up showing off my hard cock and tensing my body to show my messy muscles. Once I have used up all the pies I stand up and masturbate until I cum and you can see the spunk really shoot out of my cock. Several streams of cum shoot out across the room and I am so satisfied by the orgasm I kneel back down and use some left over bottles of ketchup and cartons of custard by tipping them over my head. I really don't think I could have been any messier!