Ever wondered if its more fun to be pied or more fun to be gunged? Well I have, so I tested it out in this video. I use five of my favourite tried and tested messy substances and make some pies out of them and make sure I have enough of the substance left to gunge my self with them too. I start the film with a t-shirt and boxer shorts on and explain what is about to happen. Then I put the finish touches to the pies by topping them up with shaving foam. Once everything is in position I remove my shirt and the experiment can begin.
The first pie is a baked bean pie, I smear it into my face and leave the pastry case on top of my head. This already feels great so I move on and tip a large bowl of beans (8 cans) over my head. The feeling of the beans running down over my face and body really excites me and I scoop some of the mess up off the floor and drop it into my boxer shorts rubbing it around.
The second pie is a toffee sauce pie again I smear it around my face the pastry case breaks and leaves my face a orangey foamy mess. Then I tip 2 bottles of the sauce over my head tipping my head back so the sauce covers my face. I lean forward and the sticky sauce is dripping from my eye brows, nose and chin it feels great and I can't resist grabbing my cock and starting to masturbate.
The third pie is a porridge pie and this time after smashing it into my face I leave the broken pastry case on my face and let it slowly fall off piece by piece. I then stand up and remove my boxer shorts revealing my relatively clean dick and masturbate before kneeling down ready to cover my self with the large bowl of porridge. The mess falls out of the bowl in one lump and onto my face. It clings to my face before slowly dripping off bit by bit. I play around with some of the mess on the floor and scoop up handfuls of porridge and re apply it to my face getting the same satisfying results.
The fourth pie is a chocolate sauce pie this gives the best coverage of all the pies and my face has turned brown with the odd bit of white from the shaving foam around my mouth and nose. I am soooo turned on now but the experiment isn't complete so I quickly pour 2 cartons of the chocolate sauce over my head. It runs down over my face giving me immense pleasure and drips down over my naked body. I am so ecstatic right now so I stand up to show the camera my hard cock and I squeeze the last few drops of sauce from one of the cartons directly over my erection.
The fifth pie is a custard pie. I am so close to an orgasm as I shove this pie into my face and turn my whole head a white and yellow colour, an awesome contrast from the brown of the previous pie. So now all that's left to do is pour the remaining 2 cartons of custard over my head turning me yellow as it streams down over my face and drips over my body. I then wank like crazy squirting cum everywhere as I experience a sensational messy orgasm.
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