Contrast. White pie on a brunette in a black or dark coloured outfit, eg French maid, WPC, secretary office suit, with a dark coloured pie on a blonde girl in a light coloured outfit such as a nurses uniform or wedding reception outfit
With all wamming the colour needs to contrast the colour of your outfit; else its just not going to be visible. If wearing little black dress (or any really bright colours), white pies are what you need. The follow-up with coloured pies works because by that time you are sufficiently coated in white and so subsequent white pies are hardly visible.
Cream and custard on black dresses White dresses need colour; so we are looking for chocolate pies etc?
I am also an equal opportunity pie lover. Whipped or shaving cream...colored or white...all good for me. Nothing of these options could ever ruin a scene for me.
So, Mr B...tell us more about Rich fucking a tapestry....? I mean, I figured he was frustrated from pieing all those hot models, but honestly, I would not have suspected this...
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