writingismylife said: All the above are cool monsters, but werewolves and vampires...and not the Twilight variety! Imagine a terrifying werewolf pursuing you until you're sure it's the end and you're about to be torn apart, only to get hit with a pie or a bucket of slop, followed by howls of laughter.
Since we're on a bad jokes kick, one of my favorites from my youth:
Why did the werewolf jump in his washing machine? Because he was a wash and wear wolf.
I'm actually performing at a haunted labyrinth this Halloween that's werewolf themed. Message me and I'll share you the link for the event. It's gonna be a real wild party.
i just need to make that super crazy drive to texas. kentucky is just NOT where its at.....hahaha everyone here is WEIRD. hence, me living here. im the big weirdo. which is also.......weird.
Love you, too
everyone here is WEIRD. hence, me living here. im the big weirdo. which is also.......weird.
