to 'uhhh' - your wife doesn't like the idea of 'food' (Cool Whip) going done the drain...? She does realize that food (and food residue, grease, and waste) goes down the sink drain all the time...and, it all ends up as 'grey water' waste anyways...?

Stick with Cool Whip, it's edible and easily lends itself to foreplay and oral sex...trust me.

Oh, and didn't this same actress get blue paint splashed in her face on another short-lived series a few years back....?

Def a wammer

Don't know about that, but u need to be more specific. She was in Covert Affairs but that wasn't short lived. And she was in Turn up Charlie, a short-lived series from Netflix, with Idris Elba, but I saw that one. Notorious maybe?