Hey guys! First PieZone video of 2020! Loraina's back as the bad cop who finally gets it good....or is she the good cop who really gets it bad? One thing's for sure, this sexy cop is about to get pied, again and again and again It's "P.I.E. Patrol" starring Loraina and it's available in my store here: https://pie-zone.com/collections/all-videos/products/p-i-e-patrol-loraina
Donning a sexy cop ensemble (complete with pantyhose and heels) Loraina is on patrol at the local pie factory, when--just as she feared--a pie wielding intruder appears. Try as she might to control the situation, there's only one way this encounter will end...with Loraina smothered in a barrage of gooey pies! And if that wasn't bad enough, a chunky dumping of green slime is the perfect finish for this unfortunate lady officer
Total run time is 28 minutes. Includes wide angle bonus footage. All footage filmed in gorgeous 1080 HD.
LORAINA: Yeah I'll tell ya- I've seen it all working this beat. When your job is to secure the perimeter of a pie factory, you really run into some whacky situations. Sad to say, but I've had more than a few partners over the years make the ultimate sacrifice and take a pie in the line of duty. My last partner- Britney- they really got her good. She was never the same after getting hit with a barrage of pies one night. Even got a bucket of slime over the head. Poor girl. She never did get over the embarrassment of it all. But I made a vow that'll never happen to me. I pay too much money for this hair treatment, spend too much time on this makeup to ever experience the horror of getting pied in the face!
A trespasser appears.
LORAINA: Hey, you! Hold it right there! Stop and put your hands up! Oh you think you're real clever breaking into this pie factory. Well not on my watch you don't! Wait a second, what are you holding behind your back? That better not be what I think it is! Ohhhh don't you dare hit me in the face with that pie. I'm gonna count to 3, and you're gonna put down the pie. 1.2.3! No, please don't!
LORAINA is pied in the face three times. She screams in horror.
LORAINA: OH. MY. GOD. My hair! My face! My makeup! It's all ruined! You have the right to remain silent! Any more pies you throw can and will be held against you in the court of law!
LORAINA is pied in the face three more times. She screams even louder.
LORAINA: How dare you do this to me! I'm an officer of the law! Look at me- I'm absolutely covered in pie! That's it- no more funny business! Now slowly hand over the rest of those pies. C'mon! I said give it to me!
LORAINA is pied in the face three more times.
LORAINA: OH. MY. GOD! This is so bad! I'm all sticky and gooey- there's pie everywhere! (whiny) Ohhh, I don't know how this can get any worse!
LORAINA is green slimed. She is shocked.
LORAINA: (shocked) AHHH! BLAH! WHAT?! IS?! THIS?! BLAH! OH MY GOD! IT'S IN MY HAIR! IT'S EVERYWHERE! YUCK! I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST GOT GREEN SLIMED!!! I'M AN OFFICER OF THE LAW!