WAM valentine:

Roses are red,
Gunge can be green.
Hold out your pants,
And I'll fill them with cream.



Anyone else got any good messy VD messages?

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
This girl is sexy,
And shall be covered with goo.

Roses are red
As is all my lace
My present to you all
Is a pie in the face

Slow clap...