Has anyone ever been pied in front of an audience before?

Wanna share my story. This year, during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, I got pied twice in front of an audience.
I did a comedy quiz show a few times where the loser gets pied. I lost twice so me and my comedy teammates got pied.
I have to say it was actually a kinda fun experience. The first time it happened, my teammate was pied first. He wiped it all off as soon as the pie hit his face. I embraced it more and took it and showed it all off, only wiping my eye so I could see better. The second time, the person who pied me was scared to to it, so they just tapped the pie on my nose. I ended up grabbing the pie and pieing myself properly, which got the crowd giggling. I posted videos of both pies on my socials and got a lot of nice reactions.

That's my pied in front of an audience story. What's yours, if you have one?

I got pied at by a dozen different people at a sex club a couple years ago. That was fun. I also got buried in shaving cream with 50+ people watching at a birthday party. Fun stuff. Makes you feel very silly.

Pie fun aside, that's awesome that you did the Fringe Fest!

On the day of the 2024 solar eclipse. I was a public pie target in the path of totality.

Didn't start that way, but the setup drew onlookers. As I was getting buried i hear "so did he lose a bet?" I said "no, we're doing a total eclipse of the face. "

The crowd grew and a lady with a guide dog in training comes over as I'm fluff mountain and says "can you stay like that for a bit? I want to see how he reacts to something unusual!"

Wonderful.

I got pied in the face on my birthday while a bunch of other UMD people were watching. I also got a pie sandwich at a fundraiser in a bar.
A lot depends on the audience. The UMD audience was mostly made up of people I already knew, and they were more interested in this, so I felt more at ease. The second one was more nerve-wracking because it was my first time getting pied in public and the crowd was different - I wasn't sure how they would react.
Both times were cool (although the pies from the bar fundraiser were smaller - ha!).

I'm always getting Cream Pied in front of people in public but the most embarrassing time that I had an audience....I wasn't there!
Let me explain.
My girlfriend had a Get Together with her boss from work and six other female friends one night at our apartment. At some point after many drinks my girlfriend decided to show them our PVC/Rubber/Cream Pies video.There were a lot of videos on that tape. The one that I was embarrassed the most about was my girlfriend wearing a Red Rubber suit and myself in a Black Rubber suit with the crotch zipper down exposing my erection. I was sitting in a chair and my girlfriend puts on Yellow Rubber dishwashing gloves and begins to give me a Rubber glove handjob. She also has a Chocolate Cream Pie that after a few minutes she picks up and very gently gets a little bit of the Pie just on the tip of my cock and that really got the ball rolling for me. She tells me to tell her when I'm about to cum. Soon after I'm bucking and jerking and thrusting my groin and I passionately tell her that I am about to cum 3 times and she puts the Chocolate Cream Pie out in front of my cock and I shoot a massive load all over the top of the Pie. She moves next to me and puts her arm around my shoulders and begins to chuckle mischievously. The look she had in her eye made me so hot. Her eyes flashed and she bit her bottom lip before making a smiling "O" face and smashing the Chocolate Cream Cum Pie in my face and really smearing around. That of course made me cum again.
End of that video...
They all had just finished watching that when I came home from the bar down the street. I thought I had given them enough time but they were all still there.... and let me tell you the looks that I got from all those girls was incredible. I was kind of mad at my girlfriend at first because I was embarrassed and humiliated but at the same time the fact that all those girls had watched me at my most vulnerable and we're still smiling at me really turned me on and I liked the thought of them knowing my PIE in the face secret fetish. None of those girls ever looked at me the same way again and every time they saw me they would always smile and blush.

I got pied and humiliated in public but it wasn't in front of a theatre audience.

I was in the city of city of York ( UK ) with a mate I was dressed casually in slim blue jeans a blue t shirt with a white over shirt and white trainers, we had a walk around the city walls and then wandered into the shambles when suddenly we heard shouts from a group of students.

Without warning as I turned round this young twenty something lad pie a thick pie in my face, the pie was a thin crust topped with raspberry jam and corned flakes and then topped with custard and whipped cream on top of that! the pie was rammed in my face and seconds later more students appeared armed with buckets of slop! I then had tomarto sauce - mustard and treacle thrown over me.

The on looking tourists and day trippers all standing there with there mobile phones laughing and pointing at me thinking this was a staged stunt was humiliating! the students then ran off! only to come back a few minutes later to find me annoyed and upset! it was then they noticed they targeted the wrong person they mistook me for one of there collage mates - secretly I was horny and humiliated but miles from home and messy I wasn't pleased.

They did look after me and took me back to one of there flats and cleaned me up I was back out on the streets a few hours later! weirdly my jeans went from slim to skinny I think they didn't get the right washer setting but I wasn't going to complain.

It's too bad you didn't get to trash (at least) one of those lads as payback.

I can understand how you would feel Gunktnk because as much as we all love the fantasy when it happens like that in reality it is a very different thing. Typical students and I remember being one, getting up to stupid water and food fights, not caring who got caught up in the messy crossfire!

I was pied in front of an audience in a gay club back in 1995. It was a Saturday night during that very hot summer and they had this competition taking place on the main stage in the club. Anyone could enter, it was a bit of fun and there was a prize for the winner. Friends volunteered me to take part in the fun.

There were 5 guys to start with and we had to play musical chairs. We each had a chair to start with, then at the end of each round they took a chair away. The idea was we would dance around and when the music stopped we all had to sit down on a chair. They would not allow you to share a chair so those unlucky guys left standing had to strip to their undies and socks. It was a hot night and in no time at all we were all stripped off, which was fine, but then when all the chairs had gone the game shifted a gear. Now when they stopped the music you had to snog one of your competitors. As there were 5 of us one guy was inevitably left out so he was disqualified from the game. We were down to four and they made us remove our undies and put a sock on our cocks. The Red Hot Chilli Peppers were big at the time and they wore socks on cocks as part of their act. When they stopped the music any guy who did not have an erection was thrown out! I was so excited that I had a stiffy the whole time. I managed to stay until there were just two of us left. The rules changed again. This time we had to do musical statues and when the music stopped we had to freeze. Any slight movement led to instant dismissal. The other guy sneezed so by default I won.

What they had not told us was that the prize was actually a big forfeit. The winner had to remove the sock from their cock and sit butt naked on a makeshift throne at the back of the stage. Immediately behind the hot seat was a large screen and I had seen a step ladder behind that as I had got up on stage. As I sat on the throne I nervously looked up and saw a guy stood on the step ladder holding a bucket. He smiled and said that I should close my eyes and mouth. I thought it might be a bucket of water as we all needed cooling down. The guys behind the bar and the kitchen staff had other things planned.......

In 1995 my hair was various colours and styles and I was sporting a curly bleached blonde mop which was shaved to the sides and back, revealing my natural brown colour. As the guy emptied the bucket over my head I was splattered with baked beans and cold soup which came as a shock. I gasped and opened my eyes as the cold orange slop ran down my face plastering my hair down with it's gooey heaviness. A second bucket consisting of cooking oil and piss ( the bar staff had been collecting it!) rained down on me. I found out later that several guys had tossed off into the mixture to add to the humiliation. A third bucket of cold custard then drenched me and I slid off the throne. I was naked, hard as a rock and a complete mess. They threw several buckets of warm water over me to clean me up and I sat back on the throne to enjoy the rest of my prize. My heart was beating so fast and I was dripping pre-cum. The original four other competitors, still with just socks on cocks walked on stage armed with custard pies, trifle and gateaux and lined up to flan me. I took my punishment like a man, ending up on all fours getting pies shuved into my face and bare arse.

Afterwards I was able to use the staff showers and got fully cleaned up to go home. I was invited back on stage in my white t-shirt and black jeans worn with black sneakers. I should have guessed they had something more planned as I was asked to stand on a specific spot in front of the same screens as before. I didn't bother to look up, I just knew something was coming judging by the excitement of the audience. I was as hard as ever and I could not conceal my boner in my tight jeans. I received a shower of cold gravy, mushy peas and mashed potato for my sins. My t-shirt was wrecked, not to mention my hairstyle. I stood there as people were yelling and demanding more. I got more...... custard, left over trifle and gateaux, baked beans and eggs! I defiantly stripped off and walked into the crowd wearing just my messy black undies and socks. People bought me drinks and emptied them over my head, it was amazing.

I didn't bother to shower, my clothes were ruined so I just got dressed and went back to my friend's flat completely messed up. It was in the day before people took pictures and videos on their phone. I don't think I would do it now, but back in my twenties it was horny, silly and totally humiliating. I enjoyed it so much that I asked if they would do it to me again and as I was dating one of the bar-staff at the time, they agreed and it became a regular thing once a month on a Saturday night. The next time I had my own slot around 11pm and I sat in the hot seat in my undies and got messy!

Does getting pied as the stooge in an amateur drama group panto count? Did it several years running getting messed up every performance for a week. Great fun.

Does getting slimed at an outdoor Art Walk count?

Yes. Both count

I do the Edinburgh Festival every year.
I usually do a variety show and, recently, I started doing solo shows. It's one of my favourite times of the year and, this year, I did tons of extra guest spots, which included that quiz show.
It's handy being a resident in Edinburgh because you don't have to worry about accommodation costs for the festival, which can sometimes be astronomical.