RobbyWLP said: UPS

United Pie Service

ACE PIE said: You didn't add pie twist or smearing(my vote)

Pie Punk said: Classic pie for me, followed closely by up & over. They ensure the best facial coverage.

I've never really taken to the pie sandwich - I've seen it done well but often it seems like a mediocre use of two pies to me. Not a huge fan of the self-pie either as for me it's all about the dynamics between the pie-er and the pie-ee - something your videos do brilliantly.

deadpool said: With the exception of "self pie," I wish you had the options of who delivers:

The director (usually a guy), or one of the ladies (I could see Lilly venting her frustrations via smashing pies in the Wife's face)

ArchNemesis said: Is "Pod" an option? Lol

SlapstickStuff said: The "method" matters less to me than the execution. A good hit is a good hit.

Based on personal experience, the pie sandwich seems to be the thing that people enjoy the most but produces the WORST coverage. Not always, but often those twin pies knock away a lot of the crust and filling of the other one on impact.

Pmg said: If 'the classic' means a smush in which the pie is applied straight on, that's my vote

AMWorigins said: Self pie sandwich?

Pringao said: Hard choice between The Up & Over and the classic, I have finally decided on The Up & Over especially for the possibility of keep the pie plate over the head as a hat for greater humiliation
Other good delivery method that is not in the poll is the pie catapult

TigerBilly said: ***Overthink alert***
Maybe these methods are actually false distinctions, especially when it comes to directing models?
For example - someone who doesn't have a pie fetish might take away the idea that we're into 'pie sandwiches' rather than 'an effective way to cover a girl's whole head in cream in one move', with the result that you often get the victim pied on the ears and nothing on her face!
To me, the point of a pie sandwich is to engulf the stooge with two pies at once. But a civilian might be forgiven for thinking that what you are getting off on is a pie on each side of the head, rather than in the face.
By talking about our 'preferred' method, we think back to a classic example of this move or that move being executed brilliantly and tend to think, 'oh, I guess I like thrown pies best"... when all we actually care about is maximum coverage and great reactions.
Does that make sense?