Usually I start these with some semi humorous look at the state of British television but I havnt watched a single moment of this absolute shite this year so that's that. The show now (and I did think at one point it was a fun to watch trash tele show with some good moments on it) is just pure simulcra. It'd be more real if everyone was a fuckin sock puppet.
Which leads to this year's pie game (which is being posted ten days late that's how much no one cares lol). Good news: editing a bit better, people mostly pie each other properly. Bad news (depending on how ya role) mostly lads getting it this year cos of the set up. I wouldn't mind this but the men on this show are just not my type like and I like the equality of the alternative set up so everyone has a proper chance of being pied.
Lesbians and straight men though fear not. The pies given to the women (including my fave from years previously, the lovely and up for it Millie who is soooo class) are pretty good. I've attached some gifs that hopefully work lol. Also got the entire segs here. Good male stuff as said so theres that and two of maybe the best female pies in ages so yknow Britain hasn't been pulverised into oblivion be neoliberal capital yet.
Love you, too
