Rich, as someone who has seen SlapstickStuff since you had only a handful of videos, and as someone who owns multiple downloads and slime compilation DVDs of yours, I had to respond.
This was either a super religious person who probably already blasted back off to planet crazypants.
-OR-
Someone who hates any and all forms of anything that can be considered sexual because they themselves aren't having sex.
-OR-
....Just a troll.
Whoever it is, for whatever reason, doesn't matter. What matters is you aren't hurting or exploiting anyone, and you are good at and love what you do.
Besides, you need to keep doing this so that I one day my girlfriend and I can come visit so we can wreck her with pies and slime (oh God please!).