I used to work at Staples 7 miles north, but that was annoying as hell to try explain tech details to old people. It was like trying to teach 5 year olds how to pronounce the alphabet as a whole word. Last month I started working closer to home, right in town.. McDonald's. McDs is awesome, all of the messy substances are right there, mustard, ketchup, mayo, chocolate/caramel/Pumpkin Spice syrup, Corn oil, ranch sauce, Milkshake cream, and TONS of Grease... I have to clean them every night, and I just think, "MMM Smells so good" I know that sounds weird but I actually have a messed up sense of smell and weird cravings for Non-foods, like paint, clay, glue, wax.. so McDs is really trippy. Our new grill cleaner solution freakin smells like cotton candy.. But this job is only 1 of the many jobs I've been the best at .. cleaning. The real reason I get messy is because I'm so good at cleaning. I've worked at a theatre, gas station, diners, grocery stores, mini golf ranges, office supplies, Auto detailing, and lawn care.. So i've been around more messes than anyone, and I know exactly how to clean them up the quickest, easiest, and cost efficient way ever. I've cleaned up oil spills, basement floods, septic systems, wooden sheds with dead animals inside, cars that were infested with mice, or coated with 2 inches of dog hair.. I'm the master, so I get as messy as I possibly can just to see how well I can Presto Chango back to like it never happened.. that's why all of my mud vids are literally shot all with 10 miles of each other, right in town. I'm quick, I don't make noise when I walk, and I can see in the dark.. some people call me a ninja.. I prefer Stealthy Kitty and if you're up for it, stop by the one in Canaan, CT after 4pm and ask for a Big Bill. It's a messy, spicy, savory burger made of Big Mac bun, Habanero sauce instead of Mac Sauce, and sub reg meat for quarter meat.. of course, I add bacon and use grilled onions instead of regular No pics or vids yet of the place, but here are some I did 4 days ago just to make this post worth reading
and tonight, SPLAT! Ketchup all over the floor, I pause, look at the mess, find the scraper, right into the gloves, into the garbage, mop was 2 feet to my left.. Cleaned!
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