I was so excited to go out on this date. Neither of us were looking for something serious, but it's still fun getting dressed up. Luckily, the date went super well.

But, right before we began heading to the bedroom, he asked me if I enjoy receiving cream pies. I said I never have, but that I was willing to try anything at least once.

I then excused myself to use the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet, he pies me in the face with a actual cream pie and then he has the guts to ask me to clean up the mess myself!

I asked him why he would think I enjoy being pied in the face, but it turns out he's read my UMD posts. You could say I had it coming. (Video to come!)