So the wife comes home find me smelling like I worked all day which I did. She decides to take matters into her own hands. What was supposed to be a basic shampoo turns into much more after she complains and I tell her not to be a b about it. She straps me down in the chair and proceeds to cover me head to toe and shaving cream. She takes her time making sure I'm nice and covered. She then releases my hand to take care of myself while she make sure my prostate is nice and clean.
Love you, too
