A fictitious game show where pairs of nude women become the 'bread' and create a sandwich using various foods. Of course, dry foods would make this easy, so we chose the sloppiest, wettest foods imaginable.

The show opens with our sexy hostess, Melissa introducing things, then moves right along to the good old peanut butter and jelly sandwich. We fill a pool with strawberry jam, grape jelly, and melted peanut butter to create the biggest mess these first two contestants had ever been in.

Next, we move on to the famous Sloppy Joe, a sandwich filled with lumpy meat sauce that is probably the messiest sandwich in real life. Our version knocks it out of the park as far as the sheer amount of sloppy joe filling used. A third woman enters near the end, creating a triple-decker sandwich.

We couldn't represent sandwiches without the good old hot dog. The women represent the bun, and we start with the first participant being tied down in the bottom of the sandwich pool. We then started with mustard, then we added chilled mayo, and finally ketchup. The second contestant was able to untie the first one. We forgot the meat, but the two contestants hoped that you, the viewer, would join them and become 'the meat'.

Lastly, we created a sardine sandwich starting with ice-cold relish that had been kept in a refrigerator, which shocked the participant at first. She was buried under a huge quantity of thousand-island salad dressing next, and after the second participant joined in, the sardines were added.

In every scenario, the teams made out in the mess, kissing and having fun together.

Finally our hostess, Melissa, comes back on scene and ends the show. She says "I think I'm safe this time" but is she? Watch the video to find out!