So as we are on lock down and can't meet to get messy.

Have to just talk about it!

So how would you get me messy and what would you get me to wear?

A truckload of slurry, with you dressed as a Taiwanese funeral director.

I would cover you in paste, paint and slosh wearing dungarees or a boilersuit ending up naked plastered in the mess. I would expect you to do the same to me....and make it sexy too!

Wow sounds great. Very sexy.

Once this is over, let's do it.

Your on!