Pies with various fillings (chocolate, banana cream, etc) or colorful Cool Whip pies will add some great color contrast to the white dress. Different colors of slime would also work well. As for other things, I personally think a bride smoking a cigar would be a bad ass sight. You could also rub some of the ash into the dress, too. Good luck and enjoy!
Start out day of wedding. Find out via text massage that the groom is bailing. Being so pissed off grab a knife and make a bunch of cuts in you nice expensive satin dress then shred the fine satin till its just a pile of scraps on the floor
Part 1, fully clothed PG, cake sitting, dress filling, mess poured over, messy shampoo? Ends with you fully covered but still fully dressed. Part 2, do the xxx sexy stuff while wearing the messy dress. Part 3, dress is ripped or cut off you. Part 4, xxx sexy stuff nude.
Put the four parts up as individual scenes and also as a bundle with a discount on buying all 4. Fussy people can just buy the bits they're interested in, more general fans can buy the bundle. Because it's different parts, people can be sure their favourite bit is a decent length section and not just a few moments. Should mean more sales?
Part 1, fully clothed PG, cake sitting, dress filling, mess poured over, messy shampoo? Ends with you fully covered but still fully dressed. Part 2, do the xxx sexy stuff while wearing the messy dress. Part 3, dress is ripped or cut off you. Part 4, xxx sexy stuff nude.
Put the four parts up as individual scenes and also as a bundle with a discount on buying all 4. Fussy people can just buy the bits they're interested in, more general fans can buy the bundle. Because it's different parts, people can be sure their favourite bit is a decent length section and not just a few moments. Should mean more sales?
^Exactly This^
Maybe some black slime for a white dress?
Also, loving the new profile pic! It's so bright, cheery and wonderful!
MARTY: I forgot to tell you... This will be a Martian wedding with odd "Customs". Is that OK? LEILA: Ummmm... okay. PRIEST: Will you be this Martian's Yellow Cake Bride? LEILA: Ummm... [Marty nudges] ...ummm ...Okay? [Martians apply yellow paint to the bride with rollers and brushes and cake her in the face] PRIEST: Will you be this Martian's BLUE Cake Bride? LEILA: What? Hell no!... [Marty nudges] ...Well ...okay. [Martians apply blue paint to the bride with rollers and brushes and cake her in the face] PRIEST: Will you be this Martian's Green BUCKET Bride? LEILA: Well, at least he didn't say "cake". Okay... sure. [Martians pour a bucket of green paint over her head and splat a cake in her face] LEILA: Ah hell. PRIEST: Then by the powers vested in me... LEILA: Oh boy... PRIEST: ...I hereby pass this ceremony along... to the MUD PIE Priest!
...and so on... until the WAM community's budget runs dry
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