I recently posted photos here and on my X account from a small shoot I did where I tested out pie recipes with marshmallow fluff. My feet happened to be in frame whenever I got pied, which people have really liked.
So I'd like to pie my feet in a future video, but I'm not necessarily a foot guy, so I have no idea how to do it well. Can anyone give me tips methods for how to pie someone's feet? This might seem like a silly question, but I really want to do it right.
I'm thinking things like, Does the style of pie matter (i.e., does the color of a fruit pie look more appealing than plain whipped or shaving cream)? Do you rub the pie in fast or slow? Should the person pieing them use their hands to rub the pie mess deeper into the feet? Do you focus on the sole, the toes, or the top of the foot? Should the foot be still, or should toes wiggle? Suspended in the air, or on the floor stepping into the pie? Should my reactions be captured? If so, does the typical "humiliated" reaction I have when getting pied in the face or balls still work, or should I sound like I'm enjoying it more?
I know a lot of these are personal preference, but that's exactly what I'm trying to learn.
My suggestion would be to do it like the face pieing. You smash the pie in the face and draw it downward across your chest, etc. You can start with the feet (bottom then top) and draw the remaining pie upwards over the legs and towards your crotch. You can also do "forced" pushups with the feet in a pie, and a few others strategically positioned under you. Someone can shout at you to "Drop and give me 10" for a failed attempt at something. Unfortunately, you might be "too weak" to do them successfully and you just fall into them. I could always help and coach you if needed.
I definitely find it more appealing when it seems like you don't want to be getting your feet messy, let alone even having to show off your soles.
I love your feigned shock at getting pies smashed into your face. So elevating this even more getting your bare feet pied would be awesome. Saying things like "I have to show my bare feet? You're not gonna smash pies into my bare soles are you? Look at my messy bare feet" would be awesome. The phrases "bare feet, bare soles, messy bare feet, etc" just do something for me too.
For sure, soles elevated, (on a chair, ottoman, table) with tinless cream pies smashed into them is my go-to. Seeing the mess just pile up on the soles is amazing.
WwydDave's approach is also really fun. Would love to see both, but if you had a video where you get smashed with pies as much as you normally do into your face, but instead it's nonstop into your bare soles, man, that would be a game changer haha. (Oh, and a few pies in the face for good measure )
I agree with all the suggestions above. Focus of the soles covered (starting clean) is a good start, but would also love to see close ups of the pie filling between your toes. If it's a video, then I also agree with the vocal aspect of it. Talking about your feet, or how it feels would be super hot.