Reading one of those YouTube memes with funny statements, I came across this posting on the "The Craziest, Funniest Things Seen at Hotels!":

"I used to work in a laundry in a hotel. One day my housekeeper friend came and got me to look in a room. Someone apparently had a lime Jello bath in the jacuzzi tub.

"Sounds innocent enough, right? Except they had to get it professionally cleaned and taken apart because lime Jello was inside the jets and everything else. The thing was pissing green for weeks."