My friend and I have got messy many times before but would like another guy to join us. We're both in our 50s and bi so you'd have to be comfortable with guy on guy action. Our favourites are eggs, golden syrup, treacle, custard, cake frosting plus a few more. The hotel is booked so if you're willing, able to travel to Oxford and are flexible on time and date, we'd love to hear from you!