My dear heterosexual life partner SuperSloppy has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle where he's earned a bit of my playful ire and I fear I must administer him a little bit of a punishment.

Which is where you come in: I'm drawing a blank here so I leave his fate in your hands, my fellow slime perverts. I'd like suggestions for a realistic set of instructions for a messy, (super)sloppy punishment using things he can easily pick up from a local grocery store to give himself the glopping of a lifetime.

Let's get nuts.

I mean, can you really stock up on messy supplies without getting some boxes of cake batter?

Good start let's keep it going!!

Marshmallow fluff
Chocolate syrup
Pancake syrup

Try each in order than used whipped cream to top it off last.

Bag of powered sugar is a fun topper

Custard! Especially inside undies!

I always have certain supplies like custard, applesauce, cream and chocolate sauce in the house so my buddy can punish me every now and then...

Oh that's good. Real good.

20L jug or 2 of cooking oil is always fun.

Instant pudding is always good, either poured over the head or in a pie crust.