My dear heterosexual life partner SuperSloppy has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle where he's earned a bit of my playful ire and I fear I must administer him a little bit of a punishment.
Which is where you come in: I'm drawing a blank here so I leave his fate in your hands, my fellow slime perverts. I'd like suggestions for a realistic set of instructions for a messy, (super)sloppy punishment using things he can easily pick up from a local grocery store to give himself the glopping of a lifetime.