Please answer the below poll. Comments always welcome lol

Depends on how it's going to be used.

For facial application, it's probably too much. But for sitting in, it's perfect, will make an awesome mess of the sitter's trousers or skirt.

For the face - make 2 in crusts - it'll be a massive explosion on some lucky stoogesluts face.

As long as the pie doesn't physically hurt when its thrown there no such thing as too big- it just makes a better splat.

Unless that's an light and fluffy foam filling, that pie will weigh 3-4kg so it will hit pretty hard if you do throw it.

This is definitely not for throwing more a slow smush and smear

Who's arguing? Anything less than 2 litres of cream per pie or flan is arguably insufficient if it's piled up like this.

Told you...
The mix as a reasonable layer on a plate would still get the desired effect

Exactly

But they look so good piled high in a tin

Perfect for sitting in.

Sit on one then take another in the face? Or vice versa, would be a better choice!

That looks like a perfect selfie pie.

Considering I like the kind of pies that cover a garbage can lid, I consider three litres a quaint start.

I'm looking at that divine consistency and imagining about 10 x the amount

It could be two pies, not 3

Would love to see a misogynist pies, what do you use

Yeah around 10 would be a standard session

I gave in and tried it makes 4 on a plate lol

I volunteer for testing

I can't help but think that several smaller pies would spread the fun out longer.
After all, with the mega pie, a lot of it is just going to fall on the floor?
Anyway, I have to say that two of my favourite vids are when CheekyLuna tested your pie recipes!
https://umd.net/profile/i/cheekyluna/section/videos/video/cheekylunas-pie-sandwich-with-messyrob19-2
https://umd.net/profile/i/cheekyluna/section/videos/video/cheekylunas-pie-sandwich-with-messyrob19

Great! Carry on the good work!
Peter

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