Hi I am a male in uk I have just bought a pair of the sexiest shinest leggings - almost a rubber feel and some really tight elbow gloves I really want to trash myself with custard pies - as in custard - spray cream in pastry cases so they fall apart when smashed in my face - just thinking of how much mess it will be to clean up but also how amazing it will feel / help me decide - was gonna buy 8 cases and loads of custard to pour over once the pies are smashed
What top should I get - but if I do it it's tomorrow I pie myself - please comment along with the votes
OMG - Just ordered 5kg of custard 8 pastry cases and two cans of spray cream It's gonna get mega messy !!!!!!! Omg I'm getting aroused just thinking bout it / my gorgeous leggings covered in custard and cream !!!!!! Oh wow - just where and what top shall I buy ? Or do I just wear the leggings and gloves and let the custard run all over me ? Actually like the model in the photo might just wear a tight white T-shirt and tuck it in / omg - Anyone wanna come and pie me ? Based in Bicester UK ?
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