I confess that I'm really picky regarding seeing woman get pied.

- I only like thick pies, not watery.
- I insist on full facial coverage.
- I want the eyes covered.

And here's the kicker: I prefer just one pie, and multiple follow-up pies don't push my buttons nearly as much. My dream scenario is for a single great pieing, then complete cleanup before she takes another.

I know from my own experience with the "sessions" that I've made and posted, it's a logistical pain in the ass, from a producer perspective. My past gals don't want to spend the time and effort to accommodate my preference, and it's very time-consuming.

There, I said it.

Anyone else feel the same?

I have an ideal that is also based around the first pie (which must be to the face), but my preferences are different.

- I like thinner fillings. I wouldn't call it "watery" but something that drops off enough to allow the face to be seen underneath. Like reddi-whip from the can, and perhaps canned blueberry filling underneath.
- It should cover the area of the eyes, nose, and mouth when it first "hits."
- If the model doesn't wipe off enough to open her eyes and mouth, it's not a good scene.
- If eye makeup is smeared in the process, all the better.
- No goggles, and hair shouldn't be pulled back.

I'd probably prefer cleanup before more pies to the face, but that seems improbable much of the time.

That said, few things I've seen live up to this.