I'd seen a post here recently that showed a setup for getting your head only engulfed and submerged and I made a mock--up for myself yesterday. Already have supplies purchased and a date set for a week from today with my wife.
Going to have her hit me with a few pies first and start to feel the mess pool around behind my head. Then I'm going to have to use a swimming snorkel because I'm going to have her dump slime and big gallon cans of pudding until my head and face are completely under.
Hope she uses her hand to really smear it in. Also, don't drown...
I tested out a snorkel today and was pleasantly surprised. I can actually talk and for the most part can be understood as I talk. So I should be able to both breathe and communicate.
I'm planning a pretty big session (30 pies, 4 or 5 bowls of slime) for Thursday so I'll likely start with this (a few pies and a couple slimes-enough to fill it) just to experience it, but then move to the shower and take a seat so she can throw the rest of the pies and dump slimes and whatnot.
scroggle said: Post instructions? This is giving me ideas.
Simple set up is a large sized box, place the open side-up, then cut a hole on one side of the box big enough to slide your head in. Place a trash bag inside the box and cut a small hole in the bag lined up with the hole on the side of the box. You can use tape to secure the hole in the bag around your neck.
More work, but highly recommend, is to go to the dollar store and buy a round plastic mesh laundry basket (see picture) and cut the mesh on one side. Place a trash bag or plastic sheeting in the basket, cut a hole in the side of the bag aligned with the hole in side of basket. Slide your head in, tape the hole around your neck, and let the pour over begin (just don't drown - hand signals are good, or with the basket design you can just lift your head up. It can get a bit difficult to breathe at times). Thick slime and pies pile up really nicely and pool the mess.
More advanced is a cardboard box with hole in top, clamp light on one side, and pillow inside for longer-term pleasure...
scroggle said: Post instructions? This is giving me ideas.
I literally just took a small box and cut out a U shape from the front of it. The flaps (the remaining 3) will be taped up together upright to make sure it is high enough to cover my face. Then, as was said above, I cut a hole in the bottom of a garbage bag and pulled it on over my head. To make sure the mess doesn't escape out around my neck, I may tape it or just put on a big rubber band to hold it in place and seal it shut. It might not end up being 100% effective but for how thick the contents will be, it should serve admirably.
I'm planning on wearing earplugs and nose plugs and the snorkel to be able to breathe. I'll try to post pics afterwards.
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