I have had the pleasure of pieing and gunging both Harley and Dolly before, but yesterday I had the privilege of sploshing with them together.
It was an extraordinary day. There were costume malfunctions, costumes that simply disappeared, tuneless singing, similes involving muppets and, to top it all off, Harley attempting to throw a pie at me using her backside.
It was a quite brilliant day with the two funniest, creative, silly and sexy models I have met.
The first scene was the 'Frozen' pie fight...When Harley and Dolly stop modelling they can certainly forge a decent career as Elsa and Anna lookalikes. The singing was dreadful but wildly entertaining. Then the pies started flying.
The second scene was Harley being debriefed by her lawyer. The list of crimes was long...Possession of slimy substances...Intent to supply mess...Conspiracy to gunge a person...armed grubbery...wanton clothing destruction...operating a gunge tank without a licence...and carrying a concealed flan.
The third scene had Harley topless throughout owing to the main part of her costume not being in the package. She still performed admirably and won 'The Great British Waitress Challenge'. Her showstopper included the imaginative pieing technique. (Not many pictures here as I feature in a more central role)
The final scene was a quiz in which the rules were simple and there was ample opportunity for the three of us to pelt each other with pies, gunge and custard. Dolly had a wardrobe malfunction of Janet Jackson proportions and her left breast remained exposed throughout the quiz.
The two ladies are brilliant in every way. We are lucky to have them in our community and I am certainly lucky to keep working with them.
Thank you for the compliments. Sadly I'm a one man band with these sploshing efforts and simply can't travel with lighting on public transport. Hopefully the lighting will be better tonight when I meet Kayla Louise. Possibly my final sploshing of the year.
Love you, too
