Hi all! As most of you know I started the year with some illnesses, so this post is belated, but still full of love! Thought it was a perfect time to let everyone know how much I have appreciated the warm reception to UMD in 2023. I never could have imagined the mess I would find myself in after (reluctantly and drunkenly) admitting to my husband that I wanted him to pie me in the face a few years back! (To be fair, I don't think he ever had this on his bingo card, but what a good sport he has been!!!!) I have thoroughly enjoyed making new friendships, both on and off site, and really delving into this eccentric side of mine! Thanks again for letting me be in the weirdo club and I cannot WAIT for all the experiences 2024 will offer!

The pics below are posted for: A preview of what I might be getting into, The can is a PSA to please always check your canned goods to avoid poisoning, and just some good ole fashioned wam!

We are lucky to have you Bratty! You came in like a hurricane with top notch brattitude and content!

So glad you have decided to share your WAM adventures with us, Bratty! We are so lucky to have you and your content!

I love your WAM/UMD origin story. Thanks so much for sharing your fun with us. It's been a pleasure getting acquainted with you.

D'awwww, that's sweet. Out of all us perverts around here, you've definitely become one of my favorites.

You have become a loved member of the community because of your friendly genuine approach.
May you continue to bring much fun

Love having you here babe! Can't wait to see more of you in 2024!

Omg you all!!!! This is so sweet!! Just you wait...there is plenty more to come in 2024!

Cheers to an incredible 2023! I can't wait to see what 2024 messes you have for us all!

Ha! With luck, you will see and feel the mess I have for you!