I started off with a cream finger donut. Smearing it over my nose and mouth. Then I tipped a couple of yoghurts over my face, nicely covering it. I enjoy a bit of masturbating at this stage then dunk my head into a bucket of shaving foam. A second dunking gives better coverage then I spread the cream foam all over my head and then my chest. The foam had filled my ears, which was a bit uncomfortable but I continued to masturbate. Then stand up to show how much I am enjoying it and turn around to show my butt! I put the bucket right over my head and twist allowing some custard in the bottom of the bucket to pour out. My head is completely covered in foam again and custard on the top. I scoop up big handfuls of foam and custard and cover my hard cock, then my butt. I stuff the remainder of the donut into my mouth then tip a tin of custard over my head. I love it. I play around with the rest of the mess till I cum.