Xmas Get Your Own Back


The 90s version of the Get Your Own Back Theme rings out across the studio as the camera swings around to see the cheering and whopping audience. The set has the big Get Your Own Back sign behind the two staircases either side with the large Gunk Dunk which is decorated in tinsel on its orange frame outside. Dave comes running out on the set dress in a Santa outfit the audience go wild the atmosphere is one of excitement and anticipation of who will end in the Gunge.

"YES, YES and HO, HO. Welcome to this Christmas edition of Get Your Own Back. I am Dave Benson Phillips this the only show on telly that give you the chance to get revenge on those HORRIBLE grownups by throwing them in my Gunge which today is as horrible and disguising as spourts.HAHAHHA
The audience shout errrr as Dave says this

"On the side of the Yellows please welcome all the way from Manchester Liam Green" Announced Dave
The audience cheer and whoop and Liam comes down the stairs behind. He waves at the audience as he walks down. He is wearing the 90s GYOB Yellow Top and black loss shorts and trainers.
" Hi Liam, welcome to the show" Dave says shaking his hand.
"Hi Dave" Said Liam grinning.
"So Liam who do you want to Get Your Own Back on" Asked Dave
"I want to Finally Get My Own Back on my Aunty Nicola who is always playing pranks on me she once even put a pie in my face. I think Its time I played the ultimate prank on her and put her in the Gunge. DUNK HER Dave." Liam said passionately.
"I think we better meet this prankester, DRAG HER IN!" shouts Dave.
The audience boo loudly as the yellow cage is dragged on, by three stage hands. Nicola is pulling at the bars trying to escape the cage. She is wearing the long Yellow GYOB top and skin tight black leggings which show off her curves under the top. and white socks and bright white pumps. Her brown hair is tied in a very tight bun.

"Now Aunty Nicola do you really play all these Jokes on your Nephew here" enquired Dave
"Of course not Dave, I just a laugh. They do say that laughter is the best medicine" Nicola said innocently
"What do you think of Liam?" Ask Dave
"it's not funny at tool Dave, it wasn't fun washing off the pie she put in my face. She needs a dunking .
"Well we will see what we can do. Now on the side of Blues all the way from London Brain.
The audience cheer and whoop once more as Brain appears and runs down the big stare case and joins Dave
"Welcome to the show Brain, so who do you want to Get Your Own Back on?
"I want to Get my own back on my friend Margaret she is always moaning too me how busy she is and it really gets on my nervous, I really want to silence her and get her in the GUNGE! DUNK HER DAVE.
"I see, well lets meet this moaner shall we, DRAG HER IN!" Dave bellows

The audience boo and hiss loudly as the blue cage is wheeled out by three stage hands. Margaret pulls at the bars of cage, glaring in to the camera for comic effect she is wearing black stirrup leggings, the GYOB blue top and , bright white pumps. her brown curlle hair drapes down her shoulders.
"Margaret do you really moan that much?" ask Dave thinking he might be regret asking that
"I don't devise to be here, i am going in the Gunge, I'll tell you know if I do i'll not be happy" Ranted Margaret.
"Want do you think Brain" ask Dave hoping he would save him from his moaning women.
"I say we need to silence her and DUNK HER DAVE!" shouted Brain without any hesitation.



"Well I see what I can do, but before we go on, I want to show you this stuff her" Dave said grinning as he walks over to the Gunge tank. The Gunge is a mix of green and red which has the words smellier and off sprouts written on its surface in gross white Gunge
"This is the Gunge , hahaha and one of these ladies is going to end up in here but before any of that we need to play three amazing rounds and both Liam and Brain have to score as many points as they can while our two grownups Nicola and Margaret will try and stop that from happening. But Ultermatlly it is the child with the most points that will get that prefect Christmas gift and get there grown up in the Gunge! "Announces Dave

"So whose it going to be?, will it be our pranking Auntie (the camera swings round to Nicola shaking her head), or will it be a moaning Friend "(the camera swings around to Margaret shaking her head and pointing at Nicola) Dave asks.

"So let's find out as we play the first Game HAHAHAH," Dave shouts

First round
Bombs Away
"Ok it's a classic Get your Own Back Game this. Liam is our pilot and all he has to is to throw the Bombs on these targets on the ground, but making it tricky for him is Aunty Nicola who will be running round trying to stop Liam. It's 10 points for every bomb on target at the end of the game! you have 45 seconds starting NOW!!!" Dave says running off towards the camera

The klaxon begins to start the game. The audience begin cheering on Liam as Nicola begins to run round her long legs looking good in the skin tight leggings she is wearing.
"It's a tough old game this one, Nicola there running round as fast she can.HAHAHA, Liam gets his first bomb on a target well done that man. He throws another , not quite matey try an again. He manages to get another bomb on a another target. Nicola really making this difficult she is a women on a mission to stay dry. Liam gets another as we enter into the last 10 seconds" Dave narrates

The klaxon sounds for the end of the game Dave comes running in to shot.

"STOP, STOP. wow Nicola you made that difficult for Liam." Said Dave catching his breath.
"I not going the Gunge Dave" Nicola says holding her hips.
"Anyway, lets count this bombs, one, two, three, well done Liam 30 POINTS!" Dave shouts.

"Ok it is the turn of Blues and Brian is our pilot and Margaret will be running around making it difficult for Brain. Ok 45 seconds starts now! " Said Dave running off camera
Brain makes a good start one bomb on that target. Margaret there running as fast she can trying to stop him , Brain gets another. Well done that Man. Margaret really trying to run around, she is slowing down I think.HAHAH, tried already Madam?. Ok into the last 10seconds, so close Matey he missed the target by a fraction there. " Dave says into his off camera mic

The klaxon sounds for the end of the Game. Dave comes bouncing into shot.
"You tired already?" Dave asked looking Margaret whose out of breath.
"Yes I am Dave" Said Margaret panting.
"Ok lets count these Bombs Dave says running to each target on the ground. One, two, three, Well done Brain 30 POINTS! Dave exclaims.
"Ok so let's look at the scores at the end of that round. Liam of the yellows has 30 points and Brain of the blues always has 30 points!" Dave says as the audience cheer and whoop.

Round 2
Squeal on the Wheel
"Ok it's time for grown up to Squeal on me Wheel.HAHAHAH" Dave says with a big grin on this face and on my Wheel is Nicola. How are feeling? Dave asked.
"Nervous" said Nicola anxiously
"That's what we like to here on Get Your Own Back, Now All Liam has to do is throw the balls he has and get them to land on the yellow sections, But if he gets a ball on the bulls eye its 20 points , 10 points for every ball on the sections at the end of the game. I am going to start this amazing game, in 3,2,1, GO!!!!" Dave says enthusiastically
The klaxon begins and audience up the volume and cheer Liam on even more.
"The wheel begins to turn listen to that grown up squeal, Liam gets his first ball on the wheel, He's throwing those balls ethausistcally, welldone matey another ball on the wheel, tough game this needs lots of concentration. In to the last ten seconds, can he get another ball on the wheel" Said Dave hoping that Liam would get another ten points
The klaxon sounds to end the game. The wheel stops.
"Stop, Stop. Ok Liam you did really well, let's see how many balls are on the wheel" said Dave jogging over to the wheel.
"One, Two, well done Liam that's 20 POINTS" Dave shouts as the audience cheer.

"Ok it's the turn of the Blues and Brain is throwing the balls this time on the blue sections and Margaret is ready to squeal on the wheel ok your time starts now! "Dave says once again running off.

The klaxon starts and the audience cheer on Brain has he begins to throw the balls.
"He's got a ball on the Wheel, well done Brain. Look at Margaret there.HAHHA. not looking to happy. He's tries again he gets it on nice on matey. He gets another on, He really wants to see Margaret in the slop. ok in to the last seconds Now! Dave says getting ready to run on as the klaxon sounds.
The klaxon sounds.
"STOP,STOP. Ok lets count those Balls''' Said Dave jogging over to the wheel.
"One, Two, Three well done Brain 30 POINTS!" Dave shouts.
"Ok let's look at the scores at the end of that round" Said Dave grinning
"Liam of the yellows has scored 50 points but Brain in just ahead with 60 points" Dave announced.

Final Round.
Tidy up
"Ok it's the game before the Gunge and its called Tidy up the Get Your Own Back bedrooms need a tidy up and Both Liam and Brain have to push the items though the window and on the other side, but on the other side ready to push things back are Nicola and Margaret. Its double points now, so 20 POINTS for every item on the other side. I am going to start this amazing game. In 3, 2,1 GO!" Dave says spiriting off
" There go both our players pushing those items though there windows, both Nicola and Margaret working really hard, I am not sure that any of ladies wants to end in the Gunge. This is going to be close. Come on Brain and Liam into the last 10 seconds now. Whose going to get their Christmas wish and get there grown in the Gunge! let's find out!" Dave says almost excitedly

The Klaxon sounds for the end of the game and both sets of players stand out of breath.

"Ok, let's start with the yellows.... oh dear Nicola " Dave says looking at the large pile of items on her side.
"Let's count them share we, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, HAHHA, ten" Dave says trying not to laugh
"Well done Liam that's 200 POINTS " Dave shouts

Liam Cheers and celebrates , Nicola puts her head in her hands

"Ok lets count the other side "Dave says jogging to the side of the blues
"One, two, three, four, five six, seven, eight." Dave counts throwing the items in to a pile
"Good score there Brain 160 POINTS!" Dave shouts as the audience cheer once more.
"Ok let's take a look at those final overall scores Brain of the blues scored a really good 220 points but today's winner with 250 is Liam of the Yellows! "Dave exclaims

"Brain you played really well, but you didn't manage to get Margaret in the Gunge, have you had a good time with us today? Dave said sympathetically
"Yes Dave, it's been really amazing" Brain said with a smile on his face.
"Well, I am going to give you a GYOB Jacket and a special Christmas gift ok" Dave said kindly
"Thanks Dave" Said Brain.
"But as for you Margaret you get to away nice and dry how do you feel?
"I feel marvellous Dave "Margaret said with a beaming smile
"Well I am going to give you this certificate which states, I promise I will not moan about how busy I am every again, do you think that you keep this promise" Said Dave handing over the certificate
"I will try Dave" Margaret said smiling
"Ok give them a big hand as they walk away to freedom" Dave said ushering them away.
"BUT, as for you Nicola you know what's about happen don't you" Dave said putting his arm around her and grinning
"Yes Dave" Nicola said quietly
"You know what's about happen don't you Liam" Dave asked
"Yes Dave I do."Liam said with a beaming smile
"THATS RIGHT ITS IS GUNK DUNK TIME. HAHAHHAHA " said Dave laughing evilly

THE GUNK DUNK
The Gunk Dunk Theme ends and the camera pans out to see Nicola sat on the seat over the red and green Gunge which has the words smellier than old sprouts written in gross white Gunge. Nicolas Legs are sat tightly together her leggings looking slightly shiny under the studio lights.

"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells the Gunk Dunk Smells, HAHHA and whose sat over it is Auntie Nicola how do we feel up there?" Dave asked with a big grin on his face
"I don't want to go in, please "Nicola pleads
"ITS NO USE PLEADING Now" Dave shouts evilly
"Ok Nicola to prolong your agony I am going to ask you three xmas related questions for every question you get right you stay where you are poised over me Christmas slop, but if you get a question wrong you will be moved up and away from the Gunge. it's a case of YOUR GOING DOWN Nicola but from just how high let's find out " Said Dave excitedly
"Ok your first question there were three wise men what vested Jesus can you name all three of them?" Dave reads slowly
"Armmm Casper... Balthazar.. arrmm I don't know the third" Nicola said nervously knowing her fate is sealed.
"OH You were so close it was Casper, Balthazar and Melchior she got it wrong what do we do? "Dave exclaimed
CRANK HER UP! the audience shout
Liam pulls the cranking leaver down and Nicolas chair goes up slowly one notch, the camera gives a nice shot of her leggings
"How do we feel up there Madam?" Dave asked putting his hands on his hips
"scared" said Nicola trying not to look down.
"Well it could get even scarier if you get the next one wrong .HAHHA " Said Dave laughing to himself.
"Ok question two: What is the 9th day of Christmas? "Dave asked
"9 Maids milking "Answered Nicola confidently
"She's absolutely right, what do we think of that everyone?" Dave ask turning to the audience
The boo loudly putting their thumbs down
"She stays where she is. ok final question who wrote Silent Night" Dave asked grinning knowing that she would have no chance.
"No ideas Dave Beethoven" said Nicola softly
"NO IT WAS Joseph Mohr, SHE GOT IT HUGLY WRONG WHAT DO WE DO! "Dave exclaimed
CRANK HER UP shouts the audience.
Liam pulls the crank leaver down and Nicolas chair goes up to the second notch, once again the camera gives a nice shot of her shaking legs in her leggings.
"Liam this lady plays pranks on you, you had enough of it we think she's totally terrible please give yourself the best Xmas gift and grab that golden leaver and GET YOUR OWN BACK!!! Dave shouts moving out of the way.
Liam grins and pulls the leaver down.
Sparks fly and Nicolas chair goes down the ramp, she shrieks as a load of white gunge from above hits her head she shrieks and wines' as she is dropped in to the Gunge, at first she doesn't get any on her face or hair, but she is hit by more white gunge from above causing her to go up , she comes up totally coated in the thick cold smelly Gunge, her leggings are nicely coated as she tries to stand up in the pool, she splash about tries to wipe of the Gunge from her face, the Gunge in her hiar has plasted it down as she slicks it back
"Liam, Liam you got you own back how do you feel? "Dave ask reappearing
"I feel amazing Dave"Liam says smiling and pointing at Nicola
"And as for you Madam, how's me Christmas Gunge?" Dave asks jokily
"ITS DISGUSING AND SMELLY, YUCK" Streaks Nicola
"Well that's what we like to here.HAHAH. Anyway thank for watching this Christmas edition of Get Your Own Back Join us very soon for even more FUN AND GUNGE HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMASS EVERYONE! " Dave bellows
As the credits roll fake snow falls form above
The End
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