These two guys have a couple more messy videos - one involving using peanut butter in their hair, and another bathing in a large pool of cornflakes and milk.
So ranch dressing, according to Wikipedia at least is a "salad dressing made of some combination of buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, herbs (commonly chives, parsley, and dill), and spices (commonly black pepper, paprika, and ground mustard seed), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise or another oil emulsion" - hmm rather them than me - give me some warm thick natrosol fuck-lube any day of the week!
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