This is just typical, the posh bloke in the fancy car looking to push the blame on a hardworking, poor downtrodden honest man. Send him to the slopper, he really does deserve it

I made a mistake and I'm very sorry but I didnt do anyone any harm. My fellow defendant damaged police property!

A mistake he says!!!! He commited a dangerous act in our town, I just forgot about a few daft bits of paper, that's all I did

why should it be either or? Both broke the rules, and both will look very nice covered in gunge

This is unfair, I appeal to the good people of Gungington, spare this hard working citizen, the punishment should be for those who endanger our nearest and dearest, not people like me working so hard they forgot to sort the legal bits on the car, spare me please!!!

The set up in forum thread is fascinating

I must say I'm overwhelmed with the support I'm receiving here, it's clear you all know what good justice should look like!

Love a gunge vote! But had to think for a while about my choice.

I'm really very sorry to all you insurance payers, I only "forgot" to renew my policy, I'm normally a law abiding citizen just like I'm sure you all are, Speeding is an unforgivable offence though!

It does appear to be a landslide I must say! Glad to see you all doing your civic duty, Gungington is a better place for it!

This is so unfair! you are all being really mean! I don't deserve this, these are my best clothes, they will be ruined!!! Please save me from the slop tank!

An eagle eyed member of the community has pointed out that OldSchool was on the way to a "Brandy" tasting evening, motoring and alcohol really doesn't mix well & I think this shows a lack of responsibility (& yes I'm getting desperate now!)

One doesnt usually drink ON THE WAY to a brandy tasting you oik. I would have left the car at the club and had Jeeves pick me up in the Rolls

So you say Sir, but if that's the case why didn't Jeeves drive you to the brandy tasting? Then you wouldn't have been caught speeding???
He's just making this up as he goes! Please see sense people and spare me this indignity :ohno

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
It's all been a fix! I demand a re-trial!!
"Take your hands off me" "Where are you taking me?" "Not RIGHT now, buuttttt!"
Help me.............Noooooooooooo.......................................

JUSTICE!

Hhhhhhuh

You rotters!!!! I didn't deserve this, you can all laugh and mock at my misfortune now:
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