I'm thinking somebody is in Houston...

Agreed

So exciting!!!

Why Regis not there?!

Going down? The paddling pool sprung a leak and all the mess spilled everywhere?

Looks like cake batter?

Clearly it looks very different once you've been through it.

Who is the other chick and which one is you?

Commencing fappage....

The limo was at your door, you didn't come out.

I'm putting that on my tombstone.