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Welcome to the UMD. Great PFP to start

Thanks! Just having fun! Hope you will too

I also do stand-up and art. By day, personal assistant. I love cream and honey but I'm trying all kinds of things. Feel free to make suggestions.

Your very pretty. My suggestion is marhmallow fluff, icing, or peanut butter

Honey and feathers?

You the bomb Monty!

I had an idea for an Instagram video skit, vine-style. You're dressed in ordinary clothes, maybe soccer mom-ish, playing that dumb Pie Face game with a tiny bit of cream. It gets triggered, and you sit back and wipe it off easily with a kleenex. Then from out of nowhere you're clobbered with an actual pie in the face, and left trying to wipe it off with just a kleenex.

Which is basically just this joke from the Simpsons: