Greetings,

I am here to introduce myself and say hello to everyone and also to let you know about a very exciting series of videos that will be coming your way soon.

My full title is The Most Royal Mostwam Monarch or The Most Royal Monarch for short! You don't have to call me that, you can just bow when typing!! Or just the Monarch will do fine.

I am the new self appointed King of the Mostwam World and although my true identity will never be revealed, I am an extremely good friend of the incredible Princess Charlotte.

As the new appointed King, I like to put my subjects - the girls of the Mostwam World - through their paces from time to time. When I do this, as I am a fair ruler, the winners will have a chance to be amply rewarded but beware because any losers will be richly humiliated in front of their King!

And as such if all goes to plan this coming week, the final part of my very first Mostwam Monarch series will be recorded and in the coming weeks this series will be available for public viewing.

I hope you will enjoy it - I will reveal full details over the course of time but for now I will say it is a seven part series, it is a tournament which is truly epic and the loser's forfeit was a particularly brutal one! Any guesses as to what the girls may be doing or which of my subjects I picked to play?

Yours Regally

The Monarch

King Leon the Custardhearted? Sovereign of slime? How did you become king? I didn't vote for you!

My Guess would be a new updated version of topgunge or something like that! I'm excited.

Its a gameshow so you will have to bring forth the most competitive, and queen of gameshows SKY forward to see if she can live up to that honour! But as we all know and you particularly haha KING ALWAYS RULES OVER A QUEEN!

My American friend. Kings wage war, impose themselves, are anointed or ascend from some other such arbitrary point. There is never anything democratic about the foundation of a monarchy.

Hence, the brutality, whimsy.

I'd love it if he came back, but this isn't him.

See, if Regis really was the monarch of Mostwam then he would have ordered Lisa to film THAT scene, but as that hasn't happened yet this can't be Regis...

If I was to play anyone from this era, it would be Edmund Blackadder...I'd be constantly annoyed and raging about most things... fits my personality perfectly

"Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress--

"Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here...."

Are you the husband? That was the first impression.

Either way...Mostwam does a lot of creative things and has the resources to do a lot of new things...so this sounds exciting.

What is this, a Bud Light commercial? King, keep dressing your subjects as you have and keep those leering lower body camera shots coming. In other words...I'm all for more new creative but dont get away from what you do best!

Dilly Dilly!!!

This sounds exciting! Are there any preview pics of what we can expect in the next few weeks?

Thank you for your custom series Monach.

I'm sure everyone will love your ideas when the media is released.

To miss quote Monty Python...He must be the King, he hasn't got "gunge" all over him!

Thanks for all your comments. Some may be close or maybe not so

To drop the first clue about my custom series, there are four different mostwam girls competing. They play on an individual basis and none know who else is playing or how they fared. We keep a (private) leaderboard of the scores - highest gets to play for the prize and lowest gets the forfeit in a couple of follow up episodes. As for who the girls are, well their identities will be kept a secret until each episode is released!

That sounds really interesting, Cos i'm in the middle (with another UMD member) of hopefully doing some customs of Famous TV shows with a Mostwam twist to them, Mostwam have just brought into the fold Room 101 spin off haha And now this sounds alittle like Taskmaster!

Which is an idea i have had for a few months now that Mostwam should do. and now this might be happening. Bringing Taskmaster to Mostwam

In the real taskmaster, They shoot all the games separately, one contestant at a time, bring them all together and watch there challenges. theres a leaderboard. theres a Taskmaster figure (King of all the challenges)

I'm hoping there's a Your Royal Pieness joke in there somewhere.

Ha,ha I like the Royal Pieness joke!
Next clue - the main competition involved the gunge dunk tank. Each girl risked getting dunked into the gunge up to 10 times!! So it's a messy one and that's before we get to the loser's forfeit which did not involve any tank!

I like the sound of that!

Hello Your Royal Highness, Just remember Al and I are the real Mostwam Custom King and Queen

Just to clarify The Monarch is not my husband
He's a good friend and a lovely custom customer.

I'm looking forward to his customs becoming available soon

And you are lovely to work with too Charlotte (that applies to all the team)

A final couple of teasers for this first custom series of mine (then no more clues until I do a post nearer the time it gets released )

Stripping was optional but was rewarded.

The winner had the chance to play for up to £250 of my own prize money - how much did they win?

The loser's forfeit was 50 (yes 50 told you it was brutal!) pies in the face. These were a mixed bag of pies including honey pies and shaving foam pies to name just two.

The loser's forfeit has already been filmed, I have seen it and it is truly epic as the unlucky girl got totally trashed! But who was she, who won and who indeed played?

I'll be back in touch with a full explanation of the game near the time the first installment is released! Hope you enjoy

Can't wait - it sounds great!

I think we can look forward to this with a lot of confidence. It doesn't really matter who the monarch is or isn't.

This is the latest concept from the MOOMINS, people! It should be amazing

Perhaps you didn't read Charlotte's message properly Moreslime - this is just another custom. So the Mostwam team enabled it to happen but it's not their idea as such. The only real difference here is that this guy has filmed a series rather than just a one off.

Don't worry, "That Guy" is still around