Oh dear. A family friend has set up a design agency, and just as a favour, Lady Jasmine offered them a chance to come up with a new uniform for the Hall staff. Sadly however, the designer who took the brief clearly didn't read it as what they came up with was a deep-clevage shiny gold halter-neck swimsuit, and silver high heel shoes with mirror detailing. How is anyone supposed to enjoy getting messed up in such a skimpy outfit? Never mind the impracticality of stiletto heels on our well worn, six-hundred-year-old, oak floors and stone stairways. By contrast the usual staff uniforms round here involve knee length skirts, combat trousers, or overalls, and the standard footwear is wellies.

Nevertheless, Rosemary volunteered to test the suggested new uniform in the dungeon. Where she revealed another shortcoming as the shiny swimsuit's finish didn't survive the very thorough messing she gave it. So enjoy its demise as she fills and covers the suit, the heeled shoes, and herself, in bakes beans, tomato soup, custard, and finishes off with cold milk all over her head and down her body. She fills the suit front and rear, and later sits down to really squish the mixes mess inside it under herself. Her hair and face get the treatment too, and she ends up totally drenched in mixes mess from head to toe.

The household will not be adopting this as a uniform, but it was fun to watch Rosemary in it while it lasted!

Aww.. That should definitely be the new uniform. Or at least reappear a few times. That is amazing!

Fantastic pics of Jasmine!

Jasmine is hot in her golden swimsuit...love the mess she makes!

Thanks! Bit too skimpy for uniform round here - not enough material for the wearer to properly enjoy getting gunged in it. But might well be used as underwear under more appropriate clothing though!


Thanks! Glad you like them!


In a huge vat of custard and tomato soup, with Rosemary?


Thanks! She really, really wanted to do this scene the instant she first saw that swimsuit in the collection, grabbed it and said "I want to wear this in beans!" Needless to say I wasn't about to stand in her way!


I think Kitty's latex one survived its messing a bit better than this one did, Rosemary had a lot of fun wrecking it!

Thanks for all the comments and likes everyone, much appreciated, you guys rock!

Custard and treacle do make a wonderful mixture on a well dressed lady. Been a while since we did that, the custard lets the syrup really flow, must try it again.

Meanwhile, the most popular promo shots from this scene seem to be the clean and dry ones, though only by one vote each at the moment. That swimsuit really was begging for a spectacular gunging though, and anticipation can sometimes be everything.

I love this idea!

Though swim dates round her usually involve more in the way of clothing.