mhop said: Depending on where your located cake batter pies topped with cool whip are a very messy and affordable way to make a mess with pies , you can color white cake mix and turn him into a sloppy piece of colorful art. Cold ice cream down ones pants is a scream. You could also turn him into an ice cream sundae. Not sure about any torture as thats generally frowned upon but could give him a proper trashing. Also cold substances down ones back is a real shock. Could also make him sit on a pie before securing him too the chair. Once he's secured to the chair you could tease him while you sit on his lap smashing pies in his face. Be creative , use bright colors , fill his shirt , shorts and undies with cold mess or pies. Most importantly HAVE FUN! Cause what's the point if your not having a bit of fun. Also make sure to have a plan for clean up.

relax22 said: As for cleaning tips, get clear transparent tarps and try and tape them down along the bottom of the walls. When you're done getting messy, you can easily wrap it all up and get rid of it. Although, depending on how much mess you guys used you may need some help lol.

Curiouspaints said: For gunge you can use red velvet cake mix and then use it as a pie first and make some of extra messy with more cream for gunge

Syrup you can use molasses

Ice cream I would be careful with since it's usually always cold

If he's tied to a chair you can use marshmallow fluff with pie crust as well to give it a pause after impact

mhop said: Sure for basic gunge i use cake mixes with a bit of water i use 2 cups to start , if its too thick add more slowly while mixing. You can get different color cake mixes or just get white and add your own colors. the cake batter slime is safe to eat , water soluble meaning it washes away easily and is great. for more sticky slime mix in frosting this could also be used to color your white cake mix. To soften your frosting for mixing 10 seconds in the microwave does the trick MAKE SURE YOU REMOVE THE FOIL SEAL BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE MICROWAVE. For clean up tarps are great, and having some extra towels on hand is a must. I have had decent luck with getting table cloths from the dollar store though they are a one shot deal. first pic is of white cake mix before i mixed in some red frosting. second pic is of the mix poured into empty pie tins. Third is some green cake batter slime. and fourth is the pre poured white cake batter and frosting mix.

HerSeat said: I'd echo the suggestion of cake batter mixes - it's cheap, plentiful, and makes a great mess. If you're really looking to punish your BF, you could always throw in a couple of pies that have nasty fillings but are topped the same as the rest. You can let him know once he's tied to the chair - adds a bit of extra tension!

One tip I'd give would be to take it slow - it's amazing how quickly a session can be over after all the time and effort it took to prepare. Take your time between the pies to tease and build excitement for the next hit.

On a practical note, if your play area and bathroom are not one and the same, make sure the pathway between the two is suitably covered.

Have fun!

HerSeat said: I'd echo the suggestion of cake batter mixes - it's cheap, plentiful, and makes a great mess. If you're really looking to punish your BF, you could always throw in a couple of pies that have nasty fillings but are topped the same as the rest. You can let him know once he's tied to the chair - adds a bit of extra tension!

One tip I'd give would be to take it slow - it's amazing how quickly a session can be over after all the time and effort it took to prepare. Take your time between the pies to tease and build excitement for the next hit.

On a practical note, if your play area and bathroom are not one and the same, make sure the pathway between the two is suitably covered.

Have fun!

goodtimes said: Cake batter feels amazing but will have to be binned after use, compared to natrosol (hydroxyethylcellulose) which is what most people call gunge this is the easiest way to get messy and wash away down the drain because it will basically thin down to water.

hydroxyethylcellulose Is like lube super slippery and feels amazing. Use your blow up pool and put a air mattress underneath. Makes it so Comfy. natrosol is also safe to have sex with.

I forget the name of the additive that can be added to colour it but natrosol in its normal state is like a white.

AJMessyLovers said: Thanks for the recipe idea!! He's going to be baked tied down to a chair so probably nothing going down clothes but maybe I could have him sit on a pie? A little surprise as he sits down blindfolded

Piedintime said: try corn syrup, its really really sticky and a cheap, it rinses away with water super easy clean up and you will love the result from the mess it makes.

screen_name said: If he's blindfolded you can play 'guess the mess' where you slowly pour the mess over him. If he guesses wrong he gets all of it. Guess right and you can wear it (or you can cheat and tip it over him anyway- rigged games are fun too!).
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I buy gunge from MessySupplies- they're based in the UK but offer international shipping.

You can also use xanthen gum which is a food thickener- seems to be plenty of suppliers on eBay and amazon.
Recommend using children's poster paint (tempura paints) for colouring gunge since it's more washable than food dye (which can stain the skin).

Rolled oats (porridge oats) can be used to give your gunge a lumpy texture. (This can make a pretty good gunge in its own right if left to soak for a while)

A flour-water mix also feels great, but is a real nightmare to clean (especially out of hair- any hair that is) since it clumps into little balls when you wash. (anything flour based can cause this problem)
--apparently gluten free stuff can prevent this

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Using an inflatable pool is good for catching the bulk of the mess. (its great fun rolling around in it after too!!)
Tarp everything in the surrounding area- it'll save on wiping/washing it. (mess gets EVERYWHERE)
Bring extra shower gel/shampoo/conditioner, and check your water supply before messing.

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My method for disposal is to half fill a bucket with the slops, then add water and swish my hand through it to break the mess down into suspended lumps. This can be poured down the toilet and flushed- haven't had any problems yet; played with foods, bentonite clay, and excessive amounts of thick gunge.
(If the shits I take can't block the pipes a few buckets of free-flowing slop won't be a problem).

Bin liners aren't water-tight, so anything with free liquids in will leach out and cause a real stinker of a mess in the bin.

Sponge scourers and washing-up liquid are brilliant for cleaning splatter. mess left overnight can dry in and stain.

Use your hand to slide the excess mess out of clothing before washing.

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Before showering use your hands to wipe off any thick layers of mess.
If you've used food, wash with cool/cold water first- hot water can cause some real food stink to stick to your skin. (dairy in particular)