Vanessa , Vanessa , Vanessa ... What can i say, maybe i'll leave it to her... These are some quotes from Vanessa's first ever messy scene -

"There is no way, I'm not going to be throwing shit at you!"

"It looks like I shit myself, oh my god!"

"I hope your gonna pay for my glasses when my eye sight goes due to all the pies!"

"The noise that pie makes is very interesting "

"I'm realising that I would be really mad if you know, when people like to be cute when they push their girlfriends face into cakes and stuff I'm realising now I would be really mad if someone did that to me!"

Vanessa to Rich "Your clearly violating my humanity, I don't care about your floor"

"Your just throwing rocks at me! I feel like your just throwing rocks covered in cool whip at me"

To Presley the dog "save me"


She is definitely different, enjoyable to watch, really doesn't matter if your buy the RAW clip or the edit, as there isn't going to be much editing to do.

Definitely a girl, who if you told her exactly what she was going to be put through in this shoot, probably wouldn't of done it. As much as she moans like a diva, she laughs a lot too. Incredibly HOT in that Bikini.

and P.S - She really doesn't like Chocolate Pies - Who doesn't like chocolate pies!!! haha

And she rubs baby oil all over her whole body at the beginning.

GIF Highlight - GIF 3 - Her reaction to finding about a chocolate pie is coming her way!

Marriage material.

It's a shame the GIFs are silent....

Thats would be fun marriage, to see her get smashed with pies every day hehe Then the attitude followed by a very messy quick divorce hehe