Hey all so I've posted before that i wanted to get my gf messy and tell her about my fetish I couldn't bring myself to do it and thought it she think I'm really odd, but our one yr anniversary is in a month and we are going away! So I suggested let's have sex in oil at first She said that be just messy and get everywhere but then said it be fun. After searching what oil we could use we both realised that we won't be able to kiss and lick each other with oil or it wouldn't taste that good, so then I said what about something eatable like chocolate, wow she was so excited she said it sounds amazinh and can't wait to do it I was stoked I never thought she would do that I said that to her lol and she just said covered in choc and licking each other off sounds more amazing than ever wow what a winner.
So this is a good start, I hope she likes it and is keen for more, or though I'm not telling her about my fetish it is a step closer so what u guys think wen should I tell her I was thinking not until we have done it a couple times just I'm case she might not like it.
Few questions...
1. What type if chocolate? I know there's choc topping maybe? But also I thought about chocolate cake batter because it's nice think and creamy? Tell me your experiences, I don't want it to be a yucky experience I want it to be nice. 2. If I was to use oil or lube what type?
That sounds great. My wife says she finds a lot of the things we do good fun, and even if they're not actually sexy for her she says she enjoys them because of how exciting I obviously find them. So keep it fun, show her how much you enjoy it, and I'm sure this'll be the first of many such sessions. As to whether to tell her 'about your fetish' - I don't think you need to make any special confession. You've already told her you'd like to have sex with her covered in chocolate, why make it any more complicated?
Anyway, as to what to use, a lot of people do seem to recommend cake batter, but I've never been qute sure what they mean. Ready mix cake packets seem qute small, and often need eggs etc adding to them, which seems uneccessarily complicated, and also has the slight concern of the flour in them sticking hair etc together if it dries. The best chocolatey thing we've found is chocolate custard, which is really slippery and so both looks and feels amazing. You won't need masses - it goes further than you think, and a couple of litres is plenty, even if there's some clothing involved to soak some of it up. Naked, you can both be thoroughly covered with a pint (though I can rarely resist buying more!). Chocolate topping sauces tend to be a bit more sticky than slippery, although they are often darker in colour.
You also asked about oils. Baby oil in suprisingly small quantities is very slippery, and doesn't actually taste unpleasant - you wouldn't want to drink it but it needn't stop you kissing. If you're using condoms with it don't forget they need to be polyurethane not latex or they'll dissolve. Oil feels good, but doesn't look half as exciting as chocolate custard!
When you use packaged cake batter you just need to mix it with water. If this is her first time maybe go with chocolate syrup or pudding first and if she likes that, then go for something more like the cake batter (something heavier and thicker) next time.
Thanks heaps guys. Yeh your right about the batter I think slippery choc custard be good I'll have to find some also what type of choc syrup if I went that way?
So anyone else think 2 litres be to much for first go or just get a litre?
My thought is that batter might be too overwhelming for her 1st time. I think chocolate syrup or sauce of some sort would be great, based on her reaction!
Yeh batter might be a bit full on..... I will talk to her and suggest the choc custard. We are going to do it in a empty spa both so cleaning be easy just need to decide how much to buy. Also I'd say it won't be no hair or face covered as she wouldn't understand that fetish side of it yet
Love you, too
wow what a winner. 
also what type of choc syrup if I went that way? 
