Tell me if I've gone too far into the realms of weird here (and I probably have) but has anyone ever stuck a photo up of someone they really fancy, like a celebrity they'd love to get gunged with, while you've been getting messy?

I did it tonight out of curiosity with a pic of Hayley Williams staring at me (stuck to the outside of the shower) while I pied myself and BOY was it hot to me to see her face smiling at me while I got covered and felt cream drip down my face.

Anyone else? Or is that too far?

Yes, it's a special kind of humiliation to get creamed in front of a "crush."

For those of us without partners in WAM, it's the next best thing.

I've simulated 'losing' game shows to beautiful women who've never been pied and she gets to watch me get it in her stead.

Weird? Yeah, probably but we're in a WAM forum

I have never done it but you have given me an idea haha, what I do is imagine that my crush is the one who dare me to get messy

I've done that before, sometimes it helps to have a little motivation.