Get Your Own Back Episode 1

The 90s version of the Get Your Own Back Theme rings out across the studio as the camera swings around to see the cheering and whopping audience. The set has the big Get Your Own Back sign behind the two staircases either side with the large Gunk Dunk which its orange frame outside. Dave comes running out on the set the audience go wild the atmosphere is one of excitement and anticipation of who will end in the Gunge.

"YES, YES. Welcome to GET YOUR OWN BACK. I am Dave Benson Phillips the only show on TV which give you the chance to get your revenge on those people, in your life who get on your nervous by throwing them in my GUNGE! which today is BIGGER AND SMELLIER THAN EVER HAHAHAHA ." Dave excitedly announces with a booming voice and a big smile. But before any of that we need to meet the teams so please welcome for the Yellows Steve!
The audience cheer loudly as Steve dressed in the Yellow GYOB t-shirt, white socks and trainers comes running down the stairs and stand next to Dave. The audiences whopping dies down like a ember on a fire.
"Welcome to show Steve" Dave says shaking his hand as he says it.
" Hi Dave, it's great to be here"
"So Steve who do you want to Get Your Own Back on?" Dave asks grinning
"I want to Get my Own Back on my girlfriend Jo she is always playing tricks on me and embarrassing in front of friends too. It's about time I got my revenge DUNK HER DAVE ! " Steve exclaimed.
"I think we should meet this little miss mischief, DRAG HER OUT!" Dave shouts.
The audience boo loudly putting their thumbs down as they do as the yellow cage is dragged out by two stage hands dressed in black. Jo is a slim women with brunette hair which is tied back her medium bust is squeezed into a short black dress which barley covers her bum showing off her skin tight black leggings which fit nicely into black Welles. JO pulls at the bars of the cage trying to escape and showing her disapproval to the camera with her angry faces. The Cage comes to a halt next to Steve.
"So Jo you play all these pranks on Steve her , what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave asked enquiringly
"I am incident of all charges Dave, plus he's just as bad" Jo snarled
"I have play any pranks on her Dave she is lying" Steve said pledging
"He's not gunging me Dave Benson Phillips, I am staying dry " Jo said smugly putting her hands on her hips and making a face of pride.
Steve stood and watched thinking that if she went in it would wide that look of her face.
"ooh we will have to do something about that on this show" said Dave
ok we have meet the Yellows now let's meet the blues please welcome Lee
Lee comes running down the stairs behind in the Blue GYOB, shorts and trainers
The audience whoop and cheer , the cheers echo loudly across the studio.
"Welcome to the show Lee, so who do you want to Get Your Own Back on and why?"
Asked Dave
"I want to Get My Own Back on my partner Hannah is always ordering me about to do things like the shopping , cleaning cooking while she just sits about relaxes, I think its time I got a break and she got a nice Gunging ! "Lee said with plenty of vigour

I see well I think we should meet this bossy boots. DRAG HER IN ! shouted Dave as the audience started to Boo and hiss
The blue cage is wheeled out Hannah is pulling at the bars trying to escape, she is wearing a short pelted school skirt , a short school blouse and tights which look more like leggings as the stop at the ankles her brunette hair is tied back tightly in a bun , the skirt is little short too and her slim bum and just be seen.

"So Hannah do you really boss poor Lee here around? "enquired Dave
"That's what girlfriends are for Dave" Hannah said defiantly folding her arms
"I agree" shouted Jo from the other cage"
"I think I better explain what is going to happen" said Dave thinking that he'd quite like to get both of these ladies in the Gunge.
" We will play three amazing games and both Lee and Steve will have to score as many points as they can while our too ladies here Jo and Hannah will try and stop that from happening. and belive you me with these two they are going to try very hard. Dave walks over to the large tank of Gunge behind the contestants . Yes this is the Gunge smelly and slimy and gloppy HAHAHA" Dave said with a huge grin and panto style baddy laugh (the audience shout errr as Dave dips his hand into the Gunge which drips slowly from his fingers)
"And one of our ladies will end up in here. BUT ultimately it is person with the highest score who will get that chance to get there grown in the Gunge. so whose it going to be will be our pranking girl friend Jo or our slave driver Hannah, let's find out as we play the first round !" Dave exclaimed excitedly

Round 1 Bouncing Back
"It's a Get Your Own Back favourite its Bouncing Back and its the yellows who start us off. All Steve needs to do is get the yellow disks to this middle wall but on the other side is his partner Jo will be taking them off and putting them on her wall 10 points for every disk on the wall at the end of the game. I am going to Bounce I think.HAHAHA YOUR 45 SECONDS STARTS NOW! the klaxon starts the game .

"Steve gets off to a flying start as he puts on the first disk on the wall, he's going back for another disk. Jo is really giving it some as runs to the wall and grabs those disk, she looks like a women on a mission. Steve gets a another disk on the wall. HAHHAHA Jo has fall down but she is on her feet again ready to grab those disks, only 20 seconds remaining. Steve gets a another disk on the wall but Jo grabs it straight away. She doesn't want to go in the Gunge, In the last 10 seconds now. Come on Steve get those disk on that wall. He manages to get another disk on the wall " Narrated Dave.
The klaxon sounds to end the game and Dave comes bouncing on to the set.
"Stop, Stop. Both of you are flat out. ok lets count those disk. One, Two, Three , Four. Well done Steve 40 points ! The audience cheer as the teams are changed over.

" Ok it is the turn of the Blues and Lee has to get those disk on the wall while he's girl friend Hannah will be trying to take them off. I am going to start this game in 3,2,1 GO!!!"Dave shouts as he runs off the set.

"Lee gets off to a good start first Disk on the wall, Hannah is doing her best to grab them off the wall. Oh No Lee can't reach the wall and the bungee has thrown him down. Get up matey and try a again. He manages to get to on the wall this time, But his partner Hannah grabs it straight away. This is going to be one close consent believe me. Lee gets another disk on the wall but again Hannah is there to take it off, Lee if want Hannah in the Gunge you need those Disks on the wall matey. in the last 10 seconds now. Can he get any more disks on the wall. He manages to get one on well done that man. " said Dave The klaxon ends the game, as Dave bounces on to the inflatable set.
" Ok lets count those Disk, one , two, three, well done there Lee 30 points.
The audience cheer loudly.
" OK let's take a look at the scores at the end of that round."
the screen splits to see both Steve and Lee. "Lee of the blues has 30 points but in the lead by 10 points is Steve of the yellows with 40 points"
Steve gives a cheer as the scores are read out.

Round 2
Feed the Baby
" Ok here we have Baby Jo and she needs feeding and Steve here has to throw the food into the Babies mouth but Baby Jo doesn't want to be feed and she will be trying to make it difficult for Steve. 10 points for every piece food in the mouth. I am going to start this amazing game, 3,2,1 Go!!! "Dave runs off the set, grinning as he goes off.

Jo is running around trying to avoid the food being though in by Steve, it's not a easy game this, but he's doing well, got a few peas in. Jo really doesn't want to go in the Gunge, Steve is throwing the food in , keep feeding that Baby sir, ok into the last 10 seconds, come on Steve one more bit of food. The klaxon sounds to end the game. Steve stands to the side put of breath.
Dave comes running in.
"Well done. Ok Baby on your knees please. (the Jo bends down) One , two, three, four, that's lovely, five, six. Good score there matey SIXTY POINTS!
The audience cheer loudly.


"Ok it is the turn of the Blues now and Hannah is our baby and its Lees Job to throw in that food, Ok three , two, one GO!!!"

Lee gets off to a flying start and throws in several bits of food, as Hannah tries to avoid it being thrown in. Hannah better keep running if she wants avoid a gunging. Lees doing well two more bits of food go in the baby's mouth . The audience cheer and spur him on.

"Ok in to the last 10 seconds now"
The klaxon sounds. Dave comes running .
"OK , STOP, STOP. Baby Hannah on your knees please. Ok lets count the food. One, two, three , four , five, six. Well done Lee SIXTIY POINTS!
"Ok let's have a look at the scores at the end of that round Lee of the blues has 90 points but still ahead by 10 points is Steve of the yellows with 100 points!"
The audience cheer and whoop as the scores are read out.

Final round
The chicken and the egg game.

"It's the game before the Gunge, it's a Get Your Own Back favourite. It's Chicken and egg game and our beautiful chickens (the camera pans round to show them) Hannah and Jo are trying to protect their golden eggs. As Steve and Lee will try and grab them and put them in their baskets, its double points in this round so 20 points for each egg at the end. I am going to start this Game in 3,2,1, GO! "
The klaxon sounds.
Audience cheer and spur on both teams
Ok both guys dive into the ball pool and grab those golden eggs, Lee as one and he has put it in this basket. Steve as done the same. Lee has managed to get another. It's so tense whose going in the Gunge! Ok Steve and Lee both have three eggs now. into the last 10 seconds can anyone get any more eggs, Lee is struggling but he manages to get one more egg in his basket.

The klaxon sounds to end the game. Both Steve and Lee sit out of breath.
"Ok STOP, STOP. ok Steve lets count those eggs, one , two, three, good score there 60 points! " the audience cheer. Ok Lee, you have one , two, three, four, 80 points! "The audience give a big cheer.
"Ok let's have a look at those final overall scores Lee of the blues has scored a very respectable 150 points but today's winner by 10 points is Steve of the yellows with 160 points.!"
"Ok Lee you didn't manage to get Hannah in the Gunge, but you played really well, you get this stylish GYOB Jacket, give Lee a big round of applause " The audience clap and cheer loudly. (Turns to Hannah) "So you mange to avoid a gunging, but you get this picture to remind you not to order poor lee about so much, will you keep to that promise "asks Dave

"I will try" Hannah said smugly with a smirk on her face
"But as for you Jo, you know whats about happen next don't you?"
"I do Dave, this can't be happening!" Jo says putting her head in her hands
" Well it is you and its happening, its GUNK DUNK TIME!!!" DAVE LAUGHS

The Gunk Dunk
The camera pans out to see the snot green Gunge with the words toxic slop written on its surface. Jo is sat on the seat her legs in her willies shaking a little.
next to the tank stand Steve and Dave where there two large levers on a platform
"So here are at the Gunk DUNK and looking poised for a drop in me smelly slop is Jo, HAHHA, how are we feeling?" said Dave
"Get me out here" shouts Jo
"it's TOO LATE NOW.HAHAH. Now here is what is going to happen I am going to ask you three questions for ever question you get wrong and there is a fair old chance of that, you will be cranked up and away from the Gunge " said Dave
" Ok your first question, what are like on geography?" Asked Dave
"Ok"said Jo nervously
"What is the capital of Swaziland?"
"Arrmmm, Basel?" Shouts Jo
" NO! it was Bern, WHAT DO WE DO EVERYONE?" shouts Dave
"CRANK HER UP" bellows the audience
Jo's chair goes slowly up one notch, as Steve pulls the leaver down.
"How do feel now? Asks Dave with a big grin on his face
"It's not nice up here" whales Jo
" Well it could get a lot worse.HAHAH" laughs Dave
"Ok second question: Who is on the back of the new fiver? "
"Winston Churchill" Said Jo Confidently
" She got right" Dave said quietly
The audience boo loudly as Jo cheers.
"ok final question: "Who wrote to kill a mocking Bird?" Asked Dave
"Armm... no idea" Said Jo trying to think.
"It was Harper Lee" shouted Dave
WHAT DO WE DO WITH JO! exclaimed Dave to the audience
CRANK HER UP shouts the audience.
Steve pulls the leaver down and Jo's chair goes up another notch.
Dave turns to Steve.
"Steve this is your girlfriend who is always playing tricks on you and embarrsing you, please embarrass her and pull that leaver and GET YOUR OWN BACK!!! "shouts Dave
Steve grins with excitement as he grabs the golden leaver and pulls it down.
Sparks fly and Jo's chair goes slowly down the ramp, a load of blue Gunge hits her head soaking her hair and dripping down her willies. She is then droped head first in to the snot filled green Gunge, it ripples as she goes up, she comes up totally covered in the sickly, gooey, slop, her Hair pasted down and her whellies now filled Gunge. she tries to slick back her hair but as she does a load of white and yellow gunge falls from above it coats again. The audience cheer and laugh as Jo splashs about in the Gunge pool.

"Steve , Steve, you GOT YOUR OWN BACK, how do you feel Sir" Asked Dave trying not to laugh at Jo.
"I feel amazing" Dave.
"And as for you, Jo, you love to embarrass other people but believe you me we embarrass you HAHAHA, Dave laughs, well that's all we have time for today on Get Your Own Back , join us again real soon for even more fun and Gunge, bye everyone, Bye" shouts Dave.

The credits roll replaying the Gunging of Jo.

The end.

I hope you enjoy it. please keep sending those nominations thanks.

Amazing writing! Gutted that I didn't get to dunk Hannah though!

Thanks

Sorry about that.

Please keep sending your nominations for the next episode. The Gunk Dunk is ready and waiting.....

Fantastic work, you can't beat DBP and GYOB for the ultimate game show gungings. I had the pleasure of working with DBP and our Dunk Tank a while back and it was as good as you could get.

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