Let's be honest, you don't watch videos of a guy getting a couple dozen pies smashed right in the kisser because it's funny and you wanna show it to your mom. You watch because you wanna take care of business. And 40 minutes of footage is just a painfully slow way to get business done.
So enjoy this dramatically shorter edit! Watch all the pieings in sequence in the first 14 minutes, then watch one merciless pie hit after another in the final 3-minute sprint to the finish!
Plus, you get to see a couple of additional messes deemed too crazy for the YouTube version of Scene 2!
All that's left to do is to set it to some silly music! Which of course we couldn't do, since, you know, copyright law and all that.
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