Confession....

Is it wrong that watching the GBBO final I found myself not really caring who won but harbouring very impure thoughts about what I could do in that tent with all three finalists and industrial quantities of creme pat?

Peter was cute!

You're not wrong.

Plus he could bring you a nice slice of cake post-session.

He could bring me cake anytime!

Well, if that's all it takes... I've a Victoria Sponge right here with your name on it.

(no cream horn jokes, please, UMD...don't lower the tone.)