Obviously we're all here because we love to get messy, with food among other substances. But has anyone ever gone a bit further than just mess. For example guys, have you screwed a watermelon or hollowed out a jar of Nutella. Girls, would love to hear your input to!!

I LOVE fucking a jar of Nutella from time to time. Well, I prefer the local brand as it more smooth and creamy but the same thing.
It's a great feeling!

Doesn't the grocery store object?

I've had a couple of the guys I've "hazed" get down on all fours and literally fuck a pie. (One of them also got quite intimate with a banana, but since it wasn't peeled at the time, that didn't really qualify as WAM.)

And, of course, I've used the more traditional fucking jars of peanut butter, jelly, et al. (I've also done the peanut butter thing myself.)