Quick brag here...
So my wife and I are working from home today. We got the kids off to school and have an empty house until 4. We rarely work from home together but today felt like one of those days. After our iced coffee, I said "feel like having some messy fun", she replied "I don't know, maybe, but I have a business lunch at noon." I left it alone.

She went upstairs, washed her hair and got ready for her meeting at noon. When she came downstairs she asked "did you come up with any ideas?", "about what I responded". "Getting messy?". I played it cool and said "No, I have a busy morning too." She said "why don't you make 4 pies and when I get home you can pie me in this dress?"...."and be ready for a long sex session, you can do me in the ass too."

She's at lunch and the pies are almost ready. Camera and video are charging.