Every day this season I'm betting on baseball and putting my dignity on the line. Every day I lose more bets than I win means I get a pie thrown in my face and I have to a pick a square from the "Pick Your Punishment Board", which contains messes like a pie spanking, a bucket of slime, maple syrup, and naked pie barrage, to count a few.
Week 1 of Messy Sports Betting did not go well. Three losing days means three pies and three squares. The board was very unkind this week.
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