It's the latest edition in Messy Baseball Bets, and this one leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination.
My birthday was a little while back, and I posted a poll on Twitter asking my followers what my birthday gift should be. Unsurprisingly, they voted for "Naked Pie Barrage." My last hope was that my girlfriend didn't see the poll or the final results.
Unfortunately, she saw them.
My naughty bits are censored in this one, but you can find the uncensored version when you become a member of my Patreon, which starts at $3/month!
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