My absurdly terrible season betting on baseball continues with the 5th video of my 2023 Messy Sports Bets series. Those of you who like sports jerseys getting messy will especially enjoy this one. As a Mets fan, I've had a lot of figurative pies thrown in my face ... it's about time I got some real ones.
Also, now on my Patreon are some new, never-before-seen pics from a private shoot I did last year. Took a bunch of pies, slime, and syrup in handcuffs, starting in my underwear and eventually getting naked! It only takes a few bucks to become a Patron, and I have a ton of unreleased content ready to go in the near future!
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