Hey!

I've got a free house this week and am thinking of trying out custard as i've always wanted to but haven't done so yet. Could you guys describe your experiences?

Also give me ideas on how to use the custard; Pour over my head, pour over my face, dunk head in. Pies as well?

Let me know!!

Pour it cold into tight jeans - it's AMAZING!

Well definitely pies as well, I think.

Custard over the head but maybe also an opportunity for some boxer shorts filling with a couple of packs?

Once you start pouring you get through packs quite quickly, so make sure you get enough stocks in.

My first proper wam was with custard - you can't beat the feeling. Smells good too!