Hi all, long time lurker first time poster. Actually I've been here 20 years and still haven't had an actual messy session. I bit the bullet and started talking with some local kinky professionals, and found one who's interested. She's never done it either, I think we're both really anxious.
Spacewise I think we're good, I'm going to bring an air mattress, sheets we can dispose of, and tarping, and were going to set up outside the bathroom. It's at her place and I really want to be respectful to her, I'm very grateful she's seeing me for this. I think just using just a tarp or a kiddie pool really takes away from the fun, not that an air mattress is much more comfortable...
I think I want to get her messy first then let her have her revenge. I've always thought I was more into messing girls up, but as it's getting closer to happening, I'm really getting excited about getting dommed.
I'm mostly posting looking for guidance about the mess itself and advice about anything else I might be missing in the transition from fantasy to reality. I like pies mostly. I'm thinking of bringing materials for about a dozen pies between us, plus large bottles of hersheys syrup. For pies I was thinking about getting a hand mixer and stirring up heavy whipping cream, then topping that with whipped cream, but maybe it's smarter to use a pudding base topped with whipped cream. I don't really care about the colors, I more want a good texture and to minimize any grossness or collateral damage involved.
I figure we need a half hour to set up, hour to play including shower, and half hour to clean and break down.
Anyway I'm just thinking out loud at this point, thanks for any advice.
I've always found that setup takes significantly longer than cleanup. The more you can cover beforehand the easier cleanup will be. I find 2mil plastic sheeting from like Home Depot works well.
My #1 rule is make sure the shower works but I assume your partner knows if her shower works or not.
Beantwn said: I've always found that setup takes significantly longer than cleanup. The more you can cover beforehand the easier cleanup will be. I find 2mil plastic sheeting from like Home Depot works well.
Totally agree with this. Tape the tarps to the floor so they doesn't move around and get some heavy duty contractor-grade garbage bags. When the session is over, it's very easy to roll up the messy tarps and stuff them in a bag. If you have A LOT of mess, you might scoop some of the mess into a different bag. Those things will get heavy.
Make sure you have a covered path to the bathroom and you can roll that up and toss it as well.
Chocolate syrup will take longer to clean off shower walls and it will stain the carpet but that has never deterred me. I love using it.
Sounds like you are moving in the right direction, I will warn you that chocolate syrup stings the eyes big time so maybe keep that on the body and not the face.
oilslick said: Sounds like you are moving in the right direction, I will warn you that chocolate syrup stings the eyes big time so maybe keep that on the body and not the face.
Thanks, I'll go with something else then. I do want to have something for face sliming. Custard? Pudding? Im gonna scout out costco and see if there's any options there. I want to avoid refridgeration, I have a roommate and can't exactly explain having a shitload of custard in the fridge away. Maybe amazon pantry has some options too?
Falkor said: You seem well-prepared, but you can probably double those times.
Have a great first session
Yeah... I'm starting to think 3 hours instead of two, I might be underestimating the prep/clean time. Again, reeeeeeeally want to be respectful of her here, including of her time.
Girl Pies Guy Fan said: Life can be a lot easier if you like shaving cream and like being wrestled. Just google sessiongirls. If you're in it for fun, don't go in with a "no woman cam beat me up!" ego, and are respectful, most seem open to hitting you with shaving cream pies at the end. I'm 2 for 2 so far, at least!
Well i don't lol. I've got like 2000 hours of mat time in jiu jitsu over the past few years, after being beaten down by more skilled women in a nonsexy environment for long enough it's no longer sexy to me! Although with gym costs here I might as well be paying for a sessiongirl.
And as for the shaving cream, man I really want to avoid that. I really want it to be edible for the most part, so we can lick and kiss each other. I think shaving cream and I just think menthol. I know there's menthol free, but it's a gross association for me.
Best advice here is put yourself on the table. Its going to be so foreign to her so just cut through the awkwardness and tell her EXACTLY what you want from this. What I seen in past threads about trying it for the first time and results... is a lot of people seem to bumble through it and not hardly get what they imagined. They see models/sessions and tons of mess then they ask their SOs to you know "drip chocolate" on them like its going to have the same affect as the porn they have been watching. I get easing someone into it but as your seeing a professional GO FOR IT! I'd even suggest writing a small script... tell her no pressure, you don't need to hit all the beats on it... its just for inspiration. Write it so if she can get 30% of it translated to your session then your good. Hope this helps.
wamdude312 said: Thanks for the feedback and encouragement.
oilslick said: Sounds like you are moving in the right direction, I will warn you that chocolate syrup stings the eyes big time so maybe keep that on the body and not the face.
Thanks, I'll go with something else then. I do want to have something for face sliming. Custard? Pudding? Im gonna scout out costco and see if there's any options there. I want to avoid refridgeration, I have a roommate and can't exactly explain having a shitload of custard in the fridge away. Maybe amazon pantry has some options too?
I wouldn't count it out completely if you like the idea of it. As far as the eye stinging goes, just have a bowl of damp paper towels within reach if needed (which isn't the most sexy thing, but can be super helpful).
Other considerations are that, it does have a pretty strong smell which you wouldn't expect when you use it as a food item and that, as with all sugar-based substances, that it's easy to rinse off.
Yeah... I'm starting to think 3 hours instead of two, I might be underestimating the prep/clean time. Again, reeeeeeeally want to be respectful of her here, including of her time.
I'd definitely agree with everyone else. You're going to need more time than you might expect. The greater the quantity of substances and the more elaborate the setup, the longer prep and cleanup will take. Allotting more time to prep also builds more anticipation.
Besides that, for your pies, make sure to cover the walls completely. Splatter can go far and will find the uncovered spot. For filling, I've heard that cool-whip is pretty good. Note that dairy-based substances like whipped cream generally have lactic acid in them, which will leave a pretty unpleasant sour smell in your nose for a while after. Whipped cream from a can will also "deflate" if you don't use it right away.
As far as the session itself goes, I would focus on the tone that you're looking for. Is is supposed to feel sexy? comedic? dungeonesque? If there are any clothing requests, I would also let her know ahead of time.
For the cleanup, if you've never done it before, make sure to be thorough. It's never fun to realize you forgot to wash behind your knees or some other random spot.
Just a few bits of my own to add, ( having had some pretty big sessions down the years, and lots of mistakes made.) REALLY weigh down or secure the edges of the tarp, there's nothing more annoying than tarp that shifts or mess that overflows. Personally I use a mix of filled watering cans, demijohns and rocks! Stepping stones of old carpet etc to the bathroom is vital, and you can also use carrier bags on the feet for added mess control. If it's a particularly thick substance you might also consider scraping off the worst first with a blunt cutlery knife. Lastly with clean-up, especially if you share the house with people you want to keep this secret; be ridiculously patient and conscientious. Many times in the past I've suddenly found myself facing a clean-up that's much more time consuming than I expected, so yes, leave yourself lots of time. I even go as far as making a checklist; top to bottom, left to right, walls, doors, door handles etc. But then my messes are usually pretty huge! Wishing you best of luck!